rohbea – v. to do a jobbie and a wank simultaneously
Ex. “ho bawbag, what are you doin’ in there”….”ahm havin a rohbea!!”
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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #25072
Go to hell Barnie
You’ve already been sentenced to HELL
So why not go there
I know
I’ll send to to hell with my army
Bye Bye Barnie
Joke #25071
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
Amosquito
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #25070
I hate you.
You hate me.
You’re as mean as you could be.
I’ll be brainwashed if you dare.
But I’ll will kill you ’cause you suck.
And you will be eaten by Donald Duck.
Jingle Bells Song #24798
Going through the road,
On my Chevrolet,
Down the hill I go,
Drinking all the way,
HAHAHA
I’m crashing all the cars,
The police are at the bar,
Then I throw my root beer can
At the drunk guy in the car
HEY!
Jingle Bells Song #24797
Jingle Bells
You all smell
Robin laid an egg!
Santa got a 44
and shot all you
idiots in the head!
Ha Ha Ha
Joke #24795
Q: What’s big, red, and flies?
A: A fire truck.
Joke #24793: Makin’ It Hail
You kno the expression make it rain? It means to throw money on ho’s. I made my own expression. Make it hail. I throw change at sluts. Theyll be like ” Stop, ow. wahy r u doin this! Wat r these nickels?!? Why r u doing this?!?” Ima b like “Cause ima baller on a budget bitch!!!”
Joke #24792
There were three blondes on an island and they didn’t know how to go home. A genie came along and granted each of them a wish.
The first blonde said: “I want to be smart enough to get off the island.” So she swam back home.
The second blonde said: “I want to be smarter than the first blonde!” So she built a boat and went home.
Then, when the genie asked what the third blonde wanted, she said: “I want to be smarter than all of them!”
So she walked across the bridge!
vagina mask
vagina mask – n. a sexual act in which you open up a girls vagina, put your face in it, let her queef on your face, and then you inhale like no other.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24790
I hate you,
You hate me
Let’s get together
And kill Barney
With a 2 by 4
And spikes on the floor
No more stupid dinosaur
Joke #24786
Q: How do you keep a blonde occupied?
A: Unplug your stereo and tell her to turn it on.
Popeye Song #24785
I’m Poppy the far-out man.
I have all the drugs, my friend.
I’m stoned and blitzed,
and constantly have shitz.
It sucks but on the other hand.
The police are after me!
Omg! It’s the T.T.P.D. (TTPD=Thimble Theater Police Department)
I’m stuffed in the back,
with my chums like wetbacks.
Our anuses screaming,” DEAR GOD NO, OH PLEASE!!!!!”
I hope that he has the dope.
Cause i sucked on his nob in Aug.
But it work anymore,
I smoked and snort
all the catalyst waiting for Dan.
Well this is the end of our song.
I know that it was a bit long.
But I’ll see you next time,
if not caught for my crimes
And my back-end filled with shlong!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24784
Barney’s dead
I shot him in the head
He’s at home
With a crack in his head
Will you last a zombie attack!?
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