Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation in August?
A: To the sea ghost!
Tag Archives: vacation
Joke #17539
Q: Which vacation spot will really make your pet bird sing for joy?
A: The Canary Islands!
Joke #17524
Q: Where do dogs love to go on vacation?
A: Kenneltucky!
Joke #13761
Q: What’s the best thing about the holidays?
A: School vacation!
Joke #13728
Q: When does a reindeer have a trunk?
A: When it is going on vacation.
Joke #13316
Q: Why did the goose cross the road?
A: The chicken was on vacation.
Joke #13020
The hotel I stayed in during my vacation was a tourist trap. Nothing was free. I even had to rent a pen to sign the register.
Joke #13017
I thought about visiting Japan on vacation this year. But when summer rolled around, I found I just didn’t have the yen to make the trip.
Joke #12997
When a farmer returned home from a vacation in Hawaii, his neighbor asked him to describe what a hula dance was like. Naturally the farmer explained the exotic dance in his own simple way. “The dancers put a crop of hay in the front field,” he said, “and they put another crop of hay in the back field. Then when the music starts, they rotate the crops.”
Joke #12963
Q: Who are the patron saints of vacations?
A: St. Thomas, St. Croix and San Juan.
Joke #12925
Modern medicine isn’t that great. Doctors still can’t explain why or how a man who’s healthy all through the work year gets sick on the first day of his vacation.
Joke #12704
Did you ever notice that the car that you drive to work day in and day out decides to break down just before your vacation starts?
Joke #12632
TEACHER: “You can always spot an abnormal student. He’s the one who comes back to school from a long vacation and remembers to bring his homework.”
Joke #12531
I finally figured out a foolproof system for enjoying life. I work two weeks a year and spend the rest of the time on vacation.
Joke #12388
FIRST MAN: “My wife and I are going to the beach for our vacation.”
SECOND MAN: “We saved money on our vacation last summer. Instead of going to the seashore, we stayed home, and every morning my wife passed a fish under my nose and threw sand in my face.”