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Enjoying her vacation in Hawaii, Lisa called a cafe to make reservations for 7 P.M. Checking her book, the cheery hostess said, “I’m sorry, but all we have is 6:45. Would you like that?”
“That’s fine,” Lisa said.
“Okay,” the woman confirmed. Then she added, “Just be advised that you may have to wait 15 minutes for your table.”
“Korea important important -> Hawaii -> Calif”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
When a farmer returned home from a vacation in Hawaii, his neighbor asked him to describe what a hula dance was like. Naturally the farmer explained the exotic dance in his own simple way. “The dancers put a crop of hay in the front field,” he said, “and they put another crop of hay in the back field. Then when the music starts, they rotate the crops.”
Q: How do they play basketball in Hawaii?
A: With Hula Hoops.
humuhumunukunukuapuaa – n. a small Hawaiian fish