Q: What does an elephant call when he hurts his toe?
A: A tow truck.
Tag Archives: toe
Joke #18282
Q: What’s a cannibal’s favorite snack?
A: Fri-toes.
Hannibal Cannibal Cafeteria Menu
Neck Tarines
Elbow Macaroni
Head Cheese
Toe Fu (tofu)
Butter Fingers
Joke #17984
Q: What dog keeps stepping on your toes?
A: A Mexican careless (hairless).
Are your toenails painted pink?
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“the woman had to amputate her toe b/c of the horrible gaingreen”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #14089
“M = mole
m = no mole
T = short 2nd toe
t = long 2nd toe”
– Mrs. Biology Bitch
Joke #11973
Sometimes I think of myself as a big bunion on the little toe of life.
Joke #11240
Q: What’s hot and soft and has five toes?
A: A meadow muffin with a footprint in it.
Joke #11036
Q: Why is toejam served on a toenail considered a delicacy in some countries?
A: Because it resembles a clam on the half-shell.
haugeerf
haugeerf – n. a poor fat skank you licks her nipples and sucks her toes with jelly and penis cream also while thinking “I really wish Matt was here”
harringtoe
harringtoe – n. a hairy ring toe