Tag Archives: Screwed Up Chronicles

UPDATE 9-18-03

Pick of May 27, 2003

davepoobond: we were down for a while.  Sorry for that, we were moving to a new server, so tell all your friends that we’re back up!  The main problem was because of Name Bargain, those stupid fucks.  It took them 4 god damn months to get their shit straight, and transfer the URL to the new server. And i was wrong about the Squackle! Shop thing…yeah…but some good came out of it, i guess.  It made me make a separate page for the squackle shop so you can see all the things that you can waste your money on.  And if you care or remember, i was running for that position in the school ASB, i lost…it was rigged i bet.  Everyone said they voted for me, too.

The bulletin board is 90% functional.

Please tell your friends about Squackle!

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2700 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / Moviesnvfd, What NOT To Do, Fun Facts and Stuff, Mind Fuck, Thunderkiss ’65 Music Video, The Journey Home, Yorkshire

Stupid IMselmoisfurry IM 29, elmoisfurry IM 30, elmoisfurry IM 31, elmoisfurry IM 32, davepoobond IM 18, XeeD The CaT IM, chaterbabe13 IM, Lew IM, cheese skater IM, SnuggleMePink IM, willowslim IM, Rufus_is_Rich IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Commercial: Bad Vacation Agency, Commercial: I-Rental, Commercial: Crusty French Bread, Movie: Fur-Assic Park (NEW SCENES ADDED!!!!!!@)

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 94, Bad Submission 95, Bad Submission 96, Bad Submission 97, Bad Submission 98, Bad Submission 99

The Fan Mail ArchiveFan Mail 9, Fan Mail 10

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

Screwed Up ChroniclesThe Screwed Up Movies, The Screwed Up Music, The Screwed Up TV

StoriesThe Autobiography of Arby, the Crappy Fast Food Restaurant Owner – a true story…?, The Janitor’s Great Adventure – a pregnant lady changes Burger King’s life, Battle – the battle of the ducks, Smrat anal sex – yeah..

SongsIt’s Raining Beer, sung to the song “It’s Raining Men” by Weather Girls, The Hoapoate Shuffle, sung to the song “The Curly Shuffle,” by Dr. Demento

Chat Room StuffWang rape, Anotha one, Funked up Yahoo chat

UPDATE 5-27-03

Pick of May 27, 2003

davepoobond: i was screwed by the system today.  I am going for a spot in the student government, trying to be one of the guys in the assemblies with the microphone, because i thought it’d be funny.  You have to get your posters approved before you put them up, and i did that, but come today (after taking an hour out of my day on a holiday, yesterday, and spending about 30 bucks total on the whole thing, for copies and tape), the bastard guy that is supposed to approve the shit said he didn’t approve it.  What did the poster say, you ask?  “Vote Dave for Assemblies Commissioner…or he’ll EAT you!! …or he’ll hire a homeless man to eat you, and take pictures of it and send it to your parents.”  And it had a drawing of my face that stimpyismyname did. Funny right? they didn’t think so.  I talked to the bastard and he said that it he said it was “inappropriate” when he was looking at it to approve it, which he didn’t and he’s only telling that lie to keep his job.  The only thing he said was “or he’ll EAT you…nice.” he didn’t read the stuff under it.  They even took down the ones that weren’t offensive!  Just because it had my name on it!  ITS COMPLETE BULL CRAP!!!!!!!!  Now i’m not going to win because my posters are all gone.  They sucked all the fun out of it, now its about principle.  At first he probably thought that i took the stamp from another one and put it on there and copied it over and over, but i said to him i know that is illegal, and he would know that i did that, and i told him i knew i’d get in trouble if i did that.  So i stuck it to him with that.  He said that it was a “miscommunication.”  And I hope that he got in trouble with the principal.  And the thing that kills me, is that it didn’t even stay up for a whole day.  Those faggots.  And the sad thing is, is that they’ll believe him over me.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2600 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle QuotesMs. Boms, Mr. P-yooson, Mrs. Biology Bitch, Mrs. Price Check, Around School, davepoobond, Books, Mrs. Dolt, Misc. Quotes, Radio, TV, Movies, The Internet, Dr. OldNBald

The Screwed Up PeopleThe stereotypical Australian yobbo, ashlielala: Top 25 things I hate…, John Hopoate: brown fingers

SongsBloke, sung to “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks, Yobbo’s Paradise, sung to “Gangsta’s Paradise” by Coolio, The Sound of a Breaking Fart, sung to “The Sound Of Breaking Up” by Maccrane Paul, Ridin’ Faster, Pushin’ Harder, On Our Scooters, sung to “Faster Harder Scooter” by Scooter, Cragula, sung to “Dragula” by Rob Zombie, Dracula, sung to “Dragula” by Rob Zombie

Stupid IMsOrianDragon IM, Rainy IM, Onesicjuggernaut IM

Questionable Content / Moviescursed sk8 board 2, Goodbye Says the Cop!, What is Flash 5?, Mr. Rogers’ Dance Party, Goten and Trunks Having a Little Fun, Krillin Pleasures Himself

UPDATE 5-16-03

Pick of May 16, 2003

davepoobond: i’m lazy. so sue me.

Nose: tell them I like it fast and sexy

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2550 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Master of the Six Magics PC) (Rating: 7/10), Urisoft Monopoly (PC) (Rating: 5/10), Dark Caves (PC) (Rating: 6/10), The Sexiest Hand II (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Spoon Page (PC) (Rating: 10/10)

Stupid IMsCertified wanabe IM 2, Ghost5050 IM, elmoisfurry IM 28, ZoeOnAOL IM, RvltnSccr IM, Celo IM

SongsAnti-Barney the Dinasour Songs, The Real Saddam Hussein, sung to “The Real Slim Shady” by Eminem

The Screwed Up World Squirrels From Hell

UPDATE 5-06-03

Pick of April 22, 2003

davepoobond: sorry for not updating for so long and then doing this small update. there was testing all last week for the stupid stupid CAT6s and the not-as-stupid-because-its-more-useful-in-your-life-by-the-time-you-die SAT test. I still hate it though.

Nose: let it be

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2500 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Save The Bug (PC) (Rating: 1/10), LEGO Island (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Speed Cookie 2 (PC) (Rating: 4/10), Red Faction II (PS2) (Rating: 4/10)

Stupid IMsAmbro IM, Popboy IM, Adman IM 3, dinsageofpower IM, Mousehunter IM, Para IM, ddwebdev IM, DAUGHTE IM, IceyBurn IM, EmoKid IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Daves of Our Lives Episode 7

JokesQuicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

SongsPopeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs, Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, London Bridge Is Falling Down Songs

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

UPDATE 4-22-03

Pick of April 22, 2003

davepoobond: wow…its the first time I didn’t update the dictionary for a longgg time….I don’t know if that’s a good thing…

stimpyismyname: re-re

stuff updated/put up:

Questionable Content / MoviesDancing blowthetoad 2, Dancing blowthetoad 3

The Screwed Up Games – Chao (PC) (Rating: 5/10), The Hobbit (PC) (Rating: 2/10)

The Screwed Up Worldproof all girls are evil (it’s mathmatical)

Stupid IMsscary fairy elf IM, Blind Bubba IM 11, Soup Nazi IM 4, allymd IM, SoccerGirl IM

Squackle! Advertisement GallerySquackle! Advertisement 5

JokesKnock Knock Jokes, Quicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes

PoemsHa ha

Serious Poemsbmx

SongsHorse Locker Junk Room, Popeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs, Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 91, Bad Submission 92, Bad Submission 93

UPDATE 4-15-03

Pick of April 15, 2003

davepoobond: sorry for the small update…i promise a bigger one next time…i got kinda lazy…har har…

Holmes: I am away from the computer right now.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2450 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / Moviescrab, Don’t Give Marlon Brando Those Waffles Trailer, Dancing blowthetoad, Diggity, Super Furry, GUTS

The Screwed Up WorldGay Stupid Memorex

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Bleeding Eyes

The Screwed Up Games – PAC-MAN by Flammable Werks (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Me a Monkey (PC) (Rating: 4/10), Jetz Rampage (PC) (Rating: 10/10)

Poemsgiggly fresh

Squackle Quotesdavepoobond, Ms. Boms, Movies, Around School, Radio, Mrs. Stickums, Mr. P-yooson, elmoisfurry, TV

UPDATE 4-08-03

Pick of April 8, 2003

davepoobond: Today is probably the biggest update you’ll ever see…I don’t know what came over me, i just felt like putting all this crap up on the SAME day! I know its amazing…but while you’re in a state of shock, don’t forget to check out the blowthetoad Hate Shrine, featuring blowthetoad: A look at his life

stimpyismyname: fart

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2400 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / Moviesblowthetoad: A look at his life, Go Ninja Go Music Video, supercool, Don’t Fear the Reaper Music Video, stupid, davepoobond’s Web Cam, Bob Teaches Breakdancing, The Vanilla Ice Story, The Box

Picturesbeeer, blunt, stoned, weed

The Screwed Up TownStupid Note 3, Stupid Note 4

The Screwed Up Peopledavepoobond: Rainforest Letter, Email to a “Prison Warden”

Squackle GuidesHow To Shave Your Ass

The Screwed Up Games – Kill The Dummies (PC) (Rating: 1/10)

Stupid IMsjaz5191 IM, Certified wanabe IM, Automatic Man IM 2

JokesQuicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

SongsLondon Bridge Is Falling Down Songs, Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Popeye Songs

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 88, Bad Submission 89, Bad Submission 90

 

UPDATE 4-02-03

Pick of April 2, 2003

davepoobond: Tatu is soooo goodddd. Sorry, I really wanted to update Squackle yesterday for April Fools day, but I was getting laid….April FOOLS!!!! ahahaha…yeah…i think that’s more of an insult to me…

stimpyismyname: the producer of tony hawk doesnt like poop in video games. down with poop.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2350 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Fatman

The Screwed Up Peopledavepoobond: Dave’s First Date, Adman: Adman’s Endless Babble

The Screwed Up Games – Ore No Ryomi (PC) (Rating: 10/10), Sol (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

Stupid IMscollegebabecam28 IM, fuzzynavel IM, foOiEaZzchck IM

JokesQuicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Blonde Jokes

SongsJingle Bells Songs

Stupid Health StoriesKen’s Muscles

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 85, Bad Submission 86, Bad Submission 87

UPDATE 3-27-03

Pick of March 27, 2003

davepoobond: pineapple wedges are soooo gooodddd

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2300 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up PeopleRosie O’Donnel: Justice Files, sisterpoobond: My Reaction to the Outsiders, All About Me!, Our Alien

The Screwed Up Games – Osamuraisann (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Resilience (PC) (Rating: 7/10)

The Screwed Up TownSuck Up Letter, A Bus Ride

Stupid IMsTortuga IM

SongsPopeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs

JokesKnock Knock Jokes

Squackle Quotesdavepoobond, Ms. Boms, Mr. P-yooson, TV, Misc. Quotes, Movies, Radio, Mrs. Stickums

UPDATE 3-21-03

Pick of March 21, 2003

davepoobond: for the first time in almost a YEAR, i uploaded some new pictures in the pictures section. un…beh…..LIEVABLE.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2250 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

PicturesDie Dacky, Cop Killa Cop Killa, barfer

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Commercial: Rose Hill Retirement Home, Kasio’s Krib Episode 1, Documentary: The Hobo Wars

Stupid IMsBlind Bubba IM 10, Fajita Bum IM 4, AmandaLikesU2day IM, dnLFlipIt IM

The Screwed Up World Plastic Straws

SongsPopeye Songs

JokesQuicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Blonde Jokes

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 82, Bad Submission 83, Bad Submission 84

UPDATE 3-18-03

Pick of March 18, 2003

davepoobond: ok, i got rid of that flash thing, so i guess the page loads faster now…yay…

Blind Bubba: u suk

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2200 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD, Dictionary-type Downloads, 10 ways not to spell kangaroo

Questionable Content / MoviesAmigos, your mom

Squackle! Online Dating Service – links fixed, now you can actually USE it…so DO IT NOW

The Screwed Up Games – Firewerks Maker (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Fort Defender (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Annihilation (PC) (Rating: 4/10)

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Dead or Alive

Stupid IMslizzyakachivis IM, Cage IM, kitty IM, sandygurl IM, isuck IM, partlycloudy IM, masteryoda IM, punk_rocker_4_life IM, r_carter IM, doomsday IM

PoemsThe infamous “dave” poem

SongsBicycle Race

UPDATE 3-18-03

Pick of March 18, 2003

davepoobond: ok, i got rid of that flash thing, so i guess the page loads faster now…yay…

Blind Bubba: u suk

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2200 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD, Dictionary-type Downloads, 10 ways not to spell kangaroo

Questionable Content / MoviesAmigos, your mom

Squackle! Online Dating Service – links fixed, now you can actually USE it…so DO IT NOW

The Screwed Up Games – Firewerks Maker (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Fort Defender (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Annihilation (PC) (Rating: 4/10)

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Dead or Alive

Stupid IMslizzyakachivis IM, Cage IM, kitty IM, sandygurl IM, isuck IM, partlycloudy IM, masteryoda IM, punk_rocker_4_life IM, r_carter IM, doomsday IM

PoemsThe infamous “dave” poem

SongsBicycle Race

UPDATE 3-14-03

Pick of March 14, 2003

davepoobond: enjoy The Gaytrix….har har..it took me 2 years to finish and put up, but its finally up.

Blind Bubba: “Korean Hardcore Asian Thumbs” i searched for dark age of camelot and i got that

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2150 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: The Gaytrix

Animationskibble and bits, monkeys revenge

Stupid IMsTsenn IM 2, LuvinxAmanda1979 IM, elmoisfurry IM 27

The Screwed Up Games – GMPet (PC) (Rating: 2/10)

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 79, Bad Submission 80, Bad Submission 81

SongsPopeye Songs, STORY BOUT A GRILL, sung to the song “Absolutely,” by Nine Days

JokesQuicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes

The Screwed Up World Popups are like mythical hydras, Don’t ever miss the toilet

UPDATE 3-7-03

davepoobond: ok, this is mainly an update of stuff that was submitted…

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2100 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Worldadd on, Marshmellows: The Cure to Anthrax

The Screwed Up Games – Clintario (PC) (Rating: 6/10)

JokesBlonde Jokes, Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

Serious Poemsyou are my love

PoemsAn Ode To King Mongkut

SongsPopeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs, London Bridge Is Falling Down Songs

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Smarty Pants

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 76, Bad Submission 77, Bad Submission 78

UPDATE 3-2-03

davepoobond: Post on the Bulletin Board! its funnnnnnnn!

Adman: THAT CORNED BEEF IS PRETTY DARN CORNED!

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2050 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Fun Tournament (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Ghostie (PC) (Rating: 6/10), Ghostie 2 (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Speed Cookie (PC) (Rating: 3/10)

Questionable Content / Moviesdavepoobond vs. blowthetoad 2, The Square-Enix Deal, My Name Is Asshole, puke

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Robot Porn

Submit To SquacklePicture Submission – only submit .gif, .jpg and .png pictures here

Squackle QuotesMs. Boms, Mrs. Biology Bitch, davepoobond, Mr. P-yooson

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 73, Bad Submission 74, Bad Submission 75