stimpyismyname: sharks

stimpyismyname: JETS!

davepoobond: and jets

stimpyismyname: YES

stimpyismyname: YES DAVE

stimpyismyname: wheeee

stimpyismyname: haha

davepoobond: what

stimpyismyname: 0 period rules!!

davepoobond: thats great

davepoobond: and y does it

stimpyismyname: because..

::he logs off::

stimpyismyname: heeeey dave

davepoobond: hi

stimpyismyname: im gonna play counter strike

stimpyismyname: mmkay?

davepoobond: mmmdont care

stimpyismyname: mmfuckofff

stimpyismyname: poop troop

davepoobond: ur moms a poop toop

davepoobond: troop

stimpyismyname: what are your “big ideas”

stimpyismyname: or whatever

davepoobond: screwing ur mom up the asssss

stimpyismyname: oh

stimpyismyname: i already thought of doin that to your mom

stimpyismyname: poop

stimpyismyname: bow wow kkk kkk bow wow kk k kk k kk k

stimpyismyname: whats that

stimpyismyname: its bulls on parade

davepoobond: right

stimpyismyname: farnelbee

stimpyismyname: ha

stimpyismyname: boy

stimpyismyname: im funny

stimpyismyname: yep..

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End of IMs2.

stimpyismyname: aah

davepoobond: wat

stimpyismyname: ur mom

stimpyismyname: heeeeey davvvvve

davepoobond: hi

stimpyismyname: whatcha doin

stimpyismyname: squackle?

davepoobond: ya

davepoobond: wut are U doin

davepoobond: ur mom?

stimpyismyname: nope

stimpyismyname: yours of course

davepoobond: as always

stimpyismyname: xbox

davepoobond: get halo yet?

stimpyismyname: nope

stimpyismyname: no games

stimpyismyname: im gonna work on my xbox soundtrack

stimpyismyname: whee

davepoobond: o…k…?

davepoobond: 20.73 right

stimpyismyname: yea

davepoobond: mine is gonna b funny

stimpyismyname: why..

davepoobond: you’ll see

stimpyismyname: pennies

stimpyismyname: or somethi

davepoobond: no

stimpyismyname: ok

stimpyismyname: im sure its hillarious dvaid

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: no ones buyin from the squackle shop

davepoobond: booohooo

stimpyismyname: haha

stimpyismyname: loooser

davepoobond: fuku

stimpyismyname: what

davepoobond: lol i farted and my step-dad heard it

davepoobond: and then he said “david!”

stimpyismyname: haha

stimpyismyname: so david

stimpyismyname: hows ur weekend goin

davepoobond: boring

davepoobond: i saw barbershop

stimpyismyname: why

stimpyismyname: why david

stimpyismyname: hey

stimpyismyname: david

stimpyismyname: did you fart again

stimpyismyname: did bill beat you this time

stimpyismyname: hey david

davepoobond: sorry, i was out for a while

stimpyismyname: oooohhh

stimpyismyname: now i get it

stimpyismyname: you were GONE

stimpyismyname: oooh

stimpyismyname: it makes so much more sense

davepoobond: no..

davepoobond: out as in unconcious

stimpyismyname: yea

stimpyismyname: oooooh

stimpyismyname: reary?

stimpyismyname: smokin a lot?

stimpyismyname: hmm

stimpyismyname: out again?

stimpyismyname: i need a cyber smelling salt

davepoobond: sorry

davepoobond: but i took some time out to do ur mom

stimpyismyname: oh

davepoobond: she says hi

stimpyismyname: ur moms almost done with my pretzel

stimpyismyname: im gonna let her outta my ass soon

davepoobond: well then that’s good. then she can make me some dinner

stimpyismyname: it might smell a little

davepoobond: my dinner or your ass?

stimpyismyname: well both i guess

davepoobond: right

davepoobond: its almost breakfast time, tell her to come out of ur extremely large ass before 12

stimpyismyname: she likes it there

stimpyismyname: she put in a sleeping bag

stimpyismyname: i think shes planning to spend the night

stimpyismyname: its a big pretzel

davepoobond: wtf is with this pretzel

davepoobond: did u shove it up ur ass or something

stimpyismyname: yes

stimpyismyname: we talked about it before

davepoobond: dude ur gayer than Harry and the Hendersons

stimpyismyname: uhh

stimpyismyname: dont know what that is

davepoobond: which is why you suck tremendously

davepoobond: i gtg bye

stimpyismyname: uh huh..

stimpyismyname: WHOOOOSH

stimpyismyname: get it?

davepoobond: a magnificent amount, u suck

davepoobond: bye

stimpyismyname: bye fag

stimpyismyname: gimme another pretzel

stimpyismyname: ur moms hungry

stimpyismyname: hey stoopid

stimpyismyname: doin more important stuff than talkin to me?

stimpyismyname: hmpf!

davepoobond: yeah actually i was

stimpyismyname: like what

davepoobond: installing westwood chat so i can play command and conquer online

stimpyismyname: hey daaave

davepoobond: hey markkk

stimpyismyname: hi

davepoobond: G Gundam is on

stimpyismyname: dont CARE

stimpyismyname: ITS ALWAYS FUCKING ON

davepoobond: so is ur mom

stimpyismyname: AAAHHHH!!!

stimpyismyname: GAAAYYYY!!

stimpyismyname: so is ur mom on my bagel

stimpyismyname: i dont think i have to say where the bagel is

davepoobond: in ur ass?

davepoobond: cuz you like stuffing stuff up there

stimpyismyname: like your mom

stimpyismyname: you never said that you were a jackass on squackle

stimpyismyname: im dissapointed in you david

davepoobond: sorry about that…i’ll remember next time

stimpyismyname: u better

stimpyismyname: or u get a pointy stick in the eye

davepoobond: blah

stimpyismyname: you should buy soldier of fortune: double helix

stimpyismyname: for pc

stimpyismyname: or doom 3

davepoobond: yes tell me more

stimpyismyname: stfu

stimpyismyname: poo

davepoobond: U

davepoobond: !

stimpyismyname: :-):-(;-):-P:-P=-O:-*=-O:-*>:o

davepoobond: :'(

stimpyismyname: :-):-(:-*>:o8-)

stimpyismyname: >:o:-P:-(;-):-*;-)8-):-*=-O

stimpyismyname: =-O:-P:-(:-*:-(:-P;-)

stimpyismyname: =-O;-):-(;-):-P;-):-(>:o:-(

stimpyismyname: im faaast

stimpyismyname: :-[:-!:-$:-[:-!:-$:-\:-[:-!:-[O:-):-[:-[O:-):-$O:-):-[

davepoobond: 1111

stimpyismyname: mmmhmm

stimpyismyname: “Let’s do the Fooka Fooka”

stimpyismyname: what game is that song from

davepoobond: i dont see those quote things ur doing

stimpyismyname: i’ll give you a hint

davepoobond: i see ”

stimpyismyname: its the only game u ever beat

davepoobond: super mario rpg?

stimpyismyname: yep

stimpyismyname: ha

davepoobond: ur mom

stimpyismyname: nope

stimpyismyname: urs

stimpyismyname: bitch

davepoobond: did u happen to catch today’s insallment of DBZ?

stimpyismyname: no

davepoobond: FKUCKJLKUUUUUUUU

stimpyismyname: i dont watch that gay shit

stimpyismyname: andy does tho

davepoobond: did he record it

stimpyismyname: did u miss it or somethin

davepoobond: yea

stimpyismyname: no

stimpyismyname: who gives a crap

davepoobond: i need a recap from someone

stimpyismyname: its so gay

stimpyismyname: just watch the next episode

davepoobond: dude this is the episode where goku goes SSJ3! 3 goddamit

stimpyismyname: haha

stimpyismyname: uhhh

stimpyismyname: youre…. gay?

stimpyismyname: yeah

stimpyismyname: thought so

davepoobond: ur mom

stimpyismyname: nope

stimpyismyname: urs

stimpyismyname: bitch

davepoobond: URS

stimpyismyname: burn in hell

davepoobond: burn in ur moms womb

stimpyismyname: that took u a while, eh?

davepoobond: i was eating a klondike bar

stimpyismyname: uh huh

stimpyismyname: sure

davepoobond: i WAS

stimpyismyname: uh huh

stimpyismyname: sure

davepoobond: i’ll bring the fucking wrapper to school tomorrow

stimpyismyname: ok

stimpyismyname: i need it carbon dated

stimpyismyname: down to minutes

davepoobond: i need ur mom carbon dated

stimpyismyname: and get the papers notarized

stimpyismyname: u FAG

stimpyismyname: and gimme a bagel

davepoobond: from goldstein’s or just a reg. bagel

stimpyismyname: golodstiens

davepoobond: precut?

stimpyismyname: sure

stimpyismyname: brb!

stimpyismyname: ok!

stimpyismyname: im back!

davepoobond: ok! great!

stimpyismyname: yesss!!!

davepoobond: what?

stimpyismyname: huh?

davepoobond: 9

stimpyismyname: wheres my bagell

davepoobond: i’m sorry, i put my penis through the hole, and ur mom is trying to eat the bagel now

stimpyismyname: oh

stimpyismyname: im talking to her right now

stimpyismyname: ha

davepoobond: right..

davepoobond: i knew htat

davepoobond: that

stimpyismyname: she just saw what u wrote

davepoobond: crap

davepoobond: ummm

davepoobond: sorry

davepoobond: all fun and games,

davepoobond: yes…

davepoobond: la la la la

stimpyismyname: shes gonna beat your ass now

davepoobond: did she really?

stimpyismyname: yea

davepoobond: ah crap

davepoobond: i guess i’ll just stay away from ur house now

davepoobond: houses

stimpyismyname: good

davepoobond: no, but seriously she did

stimpyismyname: unless u want a pointy stick up your ass

stimpyismyname: no

davepoobond: good

davepoobond: u had me goin there for a bit

davepoobond: u ass

stimpyismyname: yea i know

stimpyismyname: it was funny

stimpyismyname: my mom was lughin too

davepoobond: wtf

stimpyismyname: *laughin

stimpyismyname: god ur too easy

stimpyismyname: ha…

davepoobond: ur moms easy

Auto response from stimpyismyname: wakka wakka do!!

stimpyismyname: dave

davepoobond: yeah

stimpyismyname: yep

stimpyismyname: hows life

davepoobond: alright….

stimpyismyname: get any games for your computer

stimpyismyname: i mean actual games

stimpyismyname: ya know

stimpyismyname: ones you buy

davepoobond: no, nothing new

davepoobond: just the ones in my pack

stimpyismyname: like what

davepoobond: command and conquer, red alert, warzone 2100

davepoobond: kknd 2

davepoobond: starcraft

stimpyismyname: o

stimpyismyname: i thought u meant the computer came with a pck…

davepoobond: no

stimpyismyname: 8-)pack

stimpyismyname: :-):-(:-*=-O8-)>:o:-*:-P;-):-*=-O;-):-(:-P;-)

davepoobond: great

stimpyismyname:

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stimpyismyname: wow

davepoobond: that musta tooken u a while

stimpyismyname: amazin

stimpyismyname: nope

stimpyismyname: 2 sec

davepoobond: =-O