#10317: davepoobond -> stimpyismyname

davepoobond: 20.73 right

stimpyismyname: yea

davepoobond: mine is gonna b funny

stimpyismyname: why..

davepoobond: you’ll see

stimpyismyname: pennies

stimpyismyname: or somethi

davepoobond: no

stimpyismyname: ok

stimpyismyname: im sure its hillarious dvaid

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: no ones buyin from the squackle shop

davepoobond: booohooo

stimpyismyname: haha

stimpyismyname: loooser

davepoobond: fuku

stimpyismyname: what

davepoobond: lol i farted and my step-dad heard it

davepoobond: and then he said “david!”

stimpyismyname: haha

stimpyismyname: so david

stimpyismyname: hows ur weekend goin

davepoobond: boring

davepoobond: i saw barbershop

stimpyismyname: why

stimpyismyname: why david

stimpyismyname: hey

stimpyismyname: david

stimpyismyname: did you fart again

stimpyismyname: did bill beat you this time

stimpyismyname: hey david

davepoobond: sorry, i was out for a while

stimpyismyname: oooohhh

stimpyismyname: now i get it

stimpyismyname: you were GONE

stimpyismyname: oooh

stimpyismyname: it makes so much more sense

davepoobond: no..

davepoobond: out as in unconcious

stimpyismyname: yea

stimpyismyname: oooooh

stimpyismyname: reary?

stimpyismyname: smokin a lot?

stimpyismyname: hmm

stimpyismyname: out again?

stimpyismyname: i need a cyber smelling salt

davepoobond: sorry

davepoobond: but i took some time out to do ur mom

stimpyismyname: oh

davepoobond: she says hi

stimpyismyname: ur moms almost done with my pretzel

stimpyismyname: im gonna let her outta my ass soon

davepoobond: well then that’s good. then she can make me some dinner

stimpyismyname: it might smell a little

davepoobond: my dinner or your ass?

stimpyismyname: well both i guess

davepoobond: right

davepoobond: its almost breakfast time, tell her to come out of ur extremely large ass before 12

stimpyismyname: she likes it there

stimpyismyname: she put in a sleeping bag

stimpyismyname: i think shes planning to spend the night

stimpyismyname: its a big pretzel

davepoobond: wtf is with this pretzel

davepoobond: did u shove it up ur ass or something

stimpyismyname: yes

stimpyismyname: we talked about it before

davepoobond: dude ur gayer than Harry and the Hendersons

stimpyismyname: uhh

stimpyismyname: dont know what that is

davepoobond: which is why you suck tremendously

davepoobond: i gtg bye

stimpyismyname: uh huh..

stimpyismyname: WHOOOOSH

stimpyismyname: get it?

davepoobond: a magnificent amount, u suck

davepoobond: bye

stimpyismyname: bye fag

stimpyismyname: gimme another pretzel

stimpyismyname: ur moms hungry

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