Stimpyismyname: Hey STIMPY is MY name! What’s yours? E-mail me about that. I’m lonely… I made another page! I didn’t put it on that table thing ’cause someone will probably delete it anyw-
dAvE bOnD: I put it on da table
Stimpyismyname: yeah, well Here it is anyway… THE GREATEST THING STIMPYISMYNAME COULD EVER MAKE
Note: Its on da table as Point Of Not Returning
dAvE bOnD: I put up stimpyismyname’s hella funny story up. Take a look at it. Click on the Stories Index link then click on Moose the Clown and the Evil Dr. Muffin.
Stimpyismyname: read my story….READ IT! NOW!!! Uhhh… poopies!
dAvE bOnD: I updated the about us page. Nothing else really
Nose: My nose is the sexiest nose in the world. If you think you have a sexier nose, e-mail me, and i’ll e-mail you back saying, “no you don’t.”
Stimpyismyname: Hello, my name is Stimpyismyname. Hello. Hello. (bursts into song) lalalalalalalalala!
Elmoisfurry: Hi, i am furry. Tickle me, and i will say, stop tickling me, or i’ll beat the crap outta you.
Telletubbie Turd: Poop will rule the world in the year 2067!