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#10303: davepoobond -> PISSER1

This entry is part 2 of 2 in the series PISSER1

davepoobond: hey thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bitch

davepoobond: this is david johnson

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: whats with the language

PISSER1: david

davepoobond: sorry momma brought me up different than tom

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: Interesting.

PISSER1: so toms the good boy

davepoobond: i guess

davepoobond: if you can call him that

davepoobond: but he is a little on the gay side

davepoobond: “momma knows best” she always said

PISSER1: why hes not good?

davepoobond: no..

PISSER1: so than what is tom

davepoobond: a little gay

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: How old are you?

davepoobond: 15

PISSER1: n how old is tom?

davepoobond: uhhh

davepoobond: 17 or something

PISSER1: lolol

PISSER1: u dono how old ur brother is

davepoobond: nope

davepoobond: do you

PISSER1: yep

PISSER1: no

PISSER1: thats why i asked u

davepoobond: yeah he’s 17

PISSER1: ok

davepoobond: one time he brought one of his friends home

davepoobond: and i heard giggling sounds from his room

davepoobond: the door was closed

davepoobond: we have thin walls, so i hear everything

PISSER1: lmaoooooooooo

PISSER1: u only heard the giggling? maybe they were watching a funny movie

davepoobond: trust me. he wasn’t

davepoobond: he doesnt even have a tv in his room

davepoobond: he humps the mattress. did he tell you that?

davepoobond: it takes him a half an hour to finish

davepoobond: i hear the bed knocking against the walls all the time

PISSER1: lololol

davepoobond: its really annoying

PISSER1: u are crazy

davepoobond: thats what happens!

davepoobond: everyyyyyyyyydayyyyyyyyyyyy

davepoobond: sometimes 2 times a day!

PISSER1: lol

davepoobond: he’s like my alarm clock in the morning

PISSER1: haha, what time?

davepoobond: 3:40

davepoobond: sometimes later, but not really

PISSER1: thats early

davepoobond: he’s like a fucking machine

davepoobond: i cant do it more than 1 time every 9 hours

PISSER1: thats crazy

davepoobond: i addressed him about it, but he said he didn’t know what i was talking about

PISSER1: lol

davepoobond: he’s a momma’s boy

PISSER1: n what are u

davepoobond: she taught HIM how to masturbate, but not me

PISSER1: rofl

PISSER1: wtf

PISSER1: thats sick

davepoobond: yeah well, what am i gonna do about it

davepoobond: he’s kinda wacky when it comes to that

davepoobond: i mean he made this screen name

PISSER1: LOL

PISSER1: sounds like ur mom is wacky too

davepoobond: passes along in the family

davepoobond: but me, i take after my grandma

davepoobond: snorting coke, smoking weed, drinking booze

PISSER1: rofl

PISSER1: well, thats good!

PISSER1: BRB

davepoobond: ok

PISSER1: back

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: tom has a typewriter

PISSER1: oh yea?

PISSER1: like a word processer?

davepoobond: …no…

davepoobond: a typewriter

davepoobond: manual

davepoobond: like in the porno movies

davepoobond: cuz they can’t actually afford computers

PISSER1: ooo

PISSER1: rofl

davepoobond: i’ve got a massive dong

PISSER1: INteresting

PISSER1: thanx for telling me

davepoobond: its like 8===========================================================> this big

PISSER1: wow thats huge

davepoobond: but tom’s is o-<

PISSER1: ROFL

PISSER1: thats sad isnt it

davepoobond: yeah kinda

davepoobond: but he was the momma’s boy

davepoobond: i was more pappa’s boy

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: I c! so maybe that could be it

davepoobond: he always told me “massive dongs = get big tits”

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: ur dads pretty wacked too

davepoobond: eh yeah well, thats the johnson spirit for you

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: whats the nationality of the johnsons?

davepoobond: polish

davepoobond: the polish have nice sausages. if you get what i’m saying

davepoobond: all except tom

PISSER1: ROFL

PISSER1: i feel sorry for tom

PISSER1: he doesnt seem to fit into the fam

davepoobond: why cuz he has a small penis?

davepoobond: yeah well, he’s got an envelope full of men’s torsos

davepoobond: i mean, its not a letter envelope

davepoobond: but a manila one, those big huge ones

PISSER1: rofl

davepoobond: most of them are firefighters

davepoobond: wearing nothing but jeans and suspenders

davepoobond: and fireman helmets

PISSER1: what?

davepoobond: ok, they dont have shirts right

davepoobond: they have pants on

davepoobond: no shoes or socks

davepoobond: suspenders

davepoobond: on their shoulders, and helmets

PISSER1: yea

PISSER1: they have shoes

PISSER1: and socks rofl

davepoobond: not these

davepoobond: amazing what you can find on the internet these days

davepoobond: tom’s kinda like a swinging door

davepoobond: sometimes he’s straight, but sometimes he’s open…..if you get what i mean

davepoobond: i oughtta get going now

davepoobond: i’ll talk to you later

PISSER1: rofl ok

PISSER1: Bye

davepoobond: i have to get to sleep b4 tom starts jacking off

davepoobond: otherwise i wont be able to go to sleep till 12

PISSER1: ROFL

PISSER1: ur too funny

PISSER1: lol

davepoobond: why thank you

#10302: stimpyismyname -> PISSER1

This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series PISSER1

stimpyismyname: WCW RULES

PISSER1: HELL yea

stimpyismyname: whos your favorite wrestler

PISSER1: dont have one

stimpyismyname: oh

stimpyismyname: how about dildos

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: Howd u get this sn

stimpyismyname: the internet

PISSER1: righttttttttttt

stimpyismyname: haha….

stimpyismyname: jk

stimpyismyname: this is tom johnson

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: Oh hi

stimpyismyname: u remember me?

PISSER1: i dono no tom johnson

stimpyismyname: oh

stimpyismyname: thats what i thought

stimpyismyname: eh…

stimpyismyname: i was on the news a whlie back…

PISSER1: eh..rofl

PISSER1: rightt

stimpyismyname: i dont really want to talk about that

stimpyismyname: kinda embarrasing looking back

PISSER1: oh, u were never on the news

stimpyismyname: yeah

stimpyismyname: cnn

PISSER1: we

stimpyismyname: excuse me/

PISSER1: whatever

stimpyismyname: ok

PISSER1: fine

stimpyismyname: pisser?

stimpyismyname: whats that mean

PISSER1: yes?

PISSER1: it has no meaning

stimpyismyname: oh

stimpyismyname: just sounds cool

stimpyismyname: rolls off your tounge and such

PISSER1: Right, im sure it does

stimpyismyname: no i was askin you

stimpyismyname: whatever

PISSER1: lol

stimpyismyname: know whats weird/

PISSER1: wha

stimpyismyname: large cups from burger king dont fit in cupholders

stimpyismyname: butx large ones do

PISSER1: thats interesting

stimpyismyname: yep

stimpyismyname: suuuuure is

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: indeed

PISSER1: so howd u really get my sn

stimpyismyname: have you heard Liquid Tension Experiment?

stimpyismyname: they’re cool

PISSER1: nope

stimpyismyname: yeah well

stimpyismyname: i made a couple stupid games

stimpyismyname: theyre on my site

stimpyismyname: www.geocities.com/stinkybeefisgood

stimpyismyname: yep

stimpyismyname: 😉

PISSER1: O:-)

PISSER1: im afraid to click that

stimpyismyname: lol

stimpyismyname: ok

PISSER1: b.c my comp will freeze

stimpyismyname: its not about stinky beef or anything

PISSER1: lol i understand but still, better be safe

PISSER1: i dont want my comp to freeze

stimpyismyname: ok

stimpyismyname: havin fun ON LINE

PISSER1: U TOO

stimpyismyname: YEA

stimpyismyname: my god

PISSER1: what?

stimpyismyname: this is boring

stimpyismyname: lol

PISSER1: shit i know

stimpyismyname: what are you doin

stimpyismyname: just aim?

PISSER1: well im on aol too, but i cant im ppl with that b.c i have a virus

stimpyismyname: lol

PISSER1: lol shut up

stimpyismyname: u cant restart or anything/

PISSER1: well if i do restart, im still going to have the virus!

stimpyismyname: aaah

stimpyismyname: well that sux

PISSER1: YES

stimpyismyname: does it only affect aol?

PISSER1: i miss aol

PISSER1: yea

PISSER1: thats why im on aim

stimpyismyname: heh

PISSER1: YEPPPPPPPPPPPPP, so what u doing

stimpyismyname: watchin land before time 7

stimpyismyname: lol

stimpyismyname: my friend has the tv on

PISSER1: ROFL OMG

stimpyismyname: its so freakin gay

PISSER1: and ur friend is watching that?

stimpyismyname: yeah

stimpyismyname: hes an idiot

PISSER1: thats the one with the dinosaurs?

stimpyismyname: yeah

PISSER1: I watched the first one that came out. thats bout it.

stimpyismyname: yeah

stimpyismyname: i think i saw one

stimpyismyname: i dont really remember what happened

PISSER1: me either

PISSER1: brb…ice cream time.

stimpyismyname: yeah

stimpyismyname: im gonna get somethin

PISSER1: backk

stimpyismyname: ok

stimpyismyname: hi

PISSER1: hey

stimpyismyname: so…

stimpyismyname: hows the ice cream

PISSER1: goood

stimpyismyname: nice

PISSER1: whats going on

stimpyismyname: nuthin

stimpyismyname: whyd u get warned

PISSER1: some boy warned me

PISSER1: dono

PISSER1: i got him back

stimpyismyname: ok

PISSER1: hows the movie goin

stimpyismyname: i dont know whats happening

PISSER1: lol

stimpyismyname: theyre goin to some rock

PISSER1: haha kool

stimpyismyname: boy

stimpyismyname: this is gret

PISSER1: boy

PISSER1: LOL

PISSER1: welllll….hmmmmmmm…….i finished my ice cream

stimpyismyname: took you a while

PISSER1: big cup

stimpyismyname: really big

stimpyismyname: and a small spoon

PISSER1: rofl

PISSER1: no

PISSER1: it was a regular spoo

PISSER1: n

PISSER1: spoon

stimpyismyname: oh

stimpyismyname: well then

PISSER1: what

stimpyismyname: i dunnnno

stimpyismyname: my bros gonna talk to u

stimpyismyname: cuz i g2g go

stimpyismyname: bye

PISSER1: byee