“a pen can be used to write on ink. This is nonsense”
– from a book
Tag Archives: pen
Quote #13419
“cost per pen: cents”
– Dr. OldNBald
Joke #12946
CONFUCIUS SAY: When talking about crime, the pen is not mightier than the sword. Convicts can escape from the pen, but not from the cemetery.
Joke #12185
With crime as rampant as it is today, the pen is mightier than the sword only if it shoots tear gas.
Joke #10750
Did you hear about the man who invented a pen with a meatball point for people who wanted to write in tomato sauce?
Joke #10606
Q: What does a pig write with?
A: An oink pen.
pentech
pentech – n. the technology of writing and coloring utensils
prapa
prapa – v. to ceth a big letter
;} to ceth something that would take a long time to color in <see ceth>
ceth
ceth – v. to color something with pen
Quote #6696
“when answering the last test question, Jim’s pen broke”
– Ms. Signs
Pencil Wrestling – Rules
Materials needed: A pencil or a pen, a TV
# of players: 1 or more
What you do:
1. Watch any wrestling program long enough to know and memorize their moves
2. Take a pen or pencil
3. Start performing moves on the pencil or pen, with your hand. This is just a “warm up,” but since you cant really get to #4 all the time, you mainly do it with pencils by yourself
4. Now, get 2 friends, one to be your opponent and another to be referee
5. Start wrestling with your opponents hand like it was a pencil, or pen, or whatever you “warmed up” with.
6. “Pin” your opponent for 3 counts
7. You can have whole tournaments with all your friends!
Boundaries: The wrestling “rink” if there are any
Modes of Play:
Practice = 1 hand vs. pencil
1vs1 = 1 hand vs. 1 hand
Tag Practice = 2 hands vs. pencil
2vs1 = 2 hands vs. 1 hand
2vs2 = 2 hands vs. 2 hands
and so on…
Joke #5450
Q: What does a pig use to write with?
A: A pigpen.
How to Get “the Signature” of the Road
1. Get into a car, but have someone else drive it
2. hold a pencil to a piece of paper that is reinforced by something
3. As you go along let the pencil move as the road gets bumpy or whatever. You have to hold the pencil lightly enough that it’ll write but move when there are bumps or whatever
4. There. You have the signature of the road! Label it, and save it, or burn it…we don’t care.
white-out pen
white-out pen – n. a pen with white-out in it
remarit
remarit – v. to take apart a pen and scatter the pieces across the world for a scavenger hunt