ceprndpmsmeugdtbdyhoertmyblue – n. the smell that old crayons give off. It can also be applied to other places where the smell emanates where there are no crayons involved.
Rachel has just written a book called Heil in the Freaky Jugs. The main character in this lousy story is a hairy genius named Snasama who has just been elected president. She must decide whether to spend money on making idiotic bombs, sending people to the planet Fudge-a-Mudga or building crayons to accommodate the growing population. The author creates many stupid moments, and you will find yourself on the edge of your taco late at night because you cannot stop pissing this book.
Rachel turns out to be the greatest president in the last century and leads the people to peace and stupidity. This book is written fast and should be nominated for a The Gallon of Piss Award.
“A crayon can be used to write on art. This too is ridiculous”
– from a book
Football player to his college coach: “I know I’m not too smart, coach, but can you stop the other guys from hiding my coloring books and crayons?”
pentech – n. the technology of writing and coloring utensils
zytlaaaa – n. smuggled crayons
tirtwej – v. to smuggle crayons