CIM – Acronym. acronym for “cum in mouth.”
Tag Archives: noun
chod
chod – n. slang for the area of skin that lies between the scrotum and the anus
chicken head
chicken head – n. a woman who trades sexual favors for drugs, usually crack.
cherry
cherry – n. slang for an intact hymen.
cheeks
cheeks – n. slang for the buttocks.
chastity belt
chastity belt – n. a belt worn to prevent access to the genitals, specifically to prevent sexual intercourse.
chaste sex
chaste sex – n. sexual intercourse between husband and wife after marriage.
wanguard
wanguard – n. a type of protection system for a woman that prevents any insertion of a penis because there’s already something occupying the space — the wanguard
lintsect
lintsect – n. a large piece of lint that accumulates on your body, and when removed looks like a hairy insect of some sort. Often looks more like an insect while in the shower and you notice large pieces of lint hanging around near the drain.
Quast
Quast – n. Quast is a sport where you have to fling bagpiping CDs through a tire.
migso
migso – n. a man with a mustache that runs over dogs that look like rats.
acapellasaurus
acapellasaurus – n. a dinosaur that killed its prey by singing songs
shriptikolden
shriptikolden – n. a machine that helps you find stuff. It has an awkward shape. To use it, you put the doodad into the Kreplon, and it involves two cans of tomato soup, a backpack full of chalupas from taco bell, a horse, and a strange man.
National Make Out Day
National Make Out Day – n. a holiday that is on May 11th. You have to send the following to 15 people on that day or you will have bad luck for a year:
“may 11th is national make out day….send this to 15 people in the next 1/2 hour and you will make out with your chrush …if you dont send it to 15 people then you will have bad luck for one year—don’t break the chain -dont send back”
iwantakazoonowium
iwantakazoonowium – n. a rare disease in which people need kazoos or they die