National Make Out Day – n. a holiday that is on May 11th. You have to send the following to 15 people on that day or you will have bad luck for a year:
“may 11th is national make out day….send this to 15 people in the next 1/2 hour and you will make out with your chrush …if you dont send it to 15 people then you will have bad luck for one year—don’t break the chain -dont send back”
National Freak-Out-About-Your-Junior-Prom Day – n. a holiday that occurs on May 21st.
National Have-Your-First-Slow-Dance Day – n. a holiday that occurs on May 12th.
National Junior-Prom Day – n. a holiday that occurs on May 22nd
National Go-Out-And-Conquer-Something Day – n. a holiday that takes place on May 27.
Two men sank into adjacent train seats after a long day in the city.
One asked the other, “Your son go back to college yet?”
“Two days ago.”
“Hm. Mine’s a senior this year, so it’s almost over. In May, he’ll be an engineer.”
“What’s your boy going to be when he gets out of college?”
“At the rate he’s going, I’d say he’ll be about thirty.”
“No, I mean what’s he taking in college?”
“He’s taking every penny I make.”
“Doesn’t he burn the midnight oil enough?”
“He doesn’t get in early enough to burn the midnight oil.”
“Well, has sending him to college done anything at all?”
“Sure has! It’s totally cured his mother of bragging about him!”
“Hurry up, please, schools out in June!”
– Mrs. Stickums
Note: This is in May.
“What is May 31st?”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Q: What would you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
A: A puddle!