Sarah: “Let’s go blow this guy!”
Sylvester Stallone: ::gets pissed:: “Away. Blow him away!”
– from Demolition Man
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Quote #21072
“want me to take another whack at it?”
“how about taking another QUACK at it!”
::blows them all up::
– from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers the Movie
All These Dance Movies
You Got Served is a bad movie
Joke #18718
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday.
“I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear — everything there was!
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald’s they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie – and hotdogs, popcorn, soda pop, and candy. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
He leaned over and lovingly asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
She half opened one eye. “You idiot, I meant my dress size.”
Joke #18692
My mother and I were walking down the street when a man stopped us.
“I’m taking a survey,” he said. “Do you think there is too much sex in movies?”
“I’m not sure,” replied my mother. “I’m usually too wrapped up in the film to notice what the rest of the audience is doing.”
The Top 15 Upcoming Thanksgiving-Themed Movies
15. To Kill A Walking Bird
14. My Best Friend’s Dressing
13. Thighs Wide Shut
12. The Texas Coleslaw Massacre
11. Casserolablanca
10. The Fabulous Baster Boys
9. 12 Hungry Men
8. Silence of the Yams
7. For Love of The Game Hen
6. I Know What You Ate Last Winter
5. All the President’s Menu
4. White Meat Can’t Jump
3. When Harry Met Salad
2. The Story of U.S.
1. The Wing and I
Things You’ll Never Hear In A Western Movie
“I reckon I’ll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!”
“Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let’s draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution.”
“Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boys room.”
“Injuns! Quick, pull the wagons into an irregular dodecagon!”
“Y’know, Badlands Pete… a roaring campfire, good coffee, nice prairie breeze, just you ‘n’ me… what say we put on the rhinestone gowns and dance a jig or two?”
“Let’s see… hardtack and pemmican… that’s three grams of fat, seven grams of protein, and two starches.”
“You ‘n’ Slim round up them strays, and I’ll tell Cookie to get started on the gazpacho and the fondue.”
“That’s him! That’s the yella-bellied varmint who shot my therapist!”
“He was a strong man, a good marshal, and I reckon he had a keen eye for interior decoration.”
“Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my butt look big?”
“It’s like I keep tellin’ ya, Earl: men is from Tombstone, women is from Dodge.”
“HANG HIM HIGH, BOYS!! …Okay, now a little to the left…..Oooh! Stop right there. Perfect!”
Wayne’s World is considered by critics to be
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“Lake Placid? That’s a movie, not a lake”
– elmoisfurry
Quote #14752
“Bear… bearfucker, do you need assistance?!”
– Super Troopers (2001)
Quote #14751
“Bull Shit! You couldn’t pull me over, and even if you did I’d activate my car’s wings and I’d fly away.”
– Super Troopers (2001)
Quote #14750
“I am all that is man.”
– Super Troopers (2001)