Q: What did Maw say when she got married?
A: “Give me Paw.”
Tag Archives: marriage
How old was your mom when she married your dad?
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“big weiner”
– from the internet
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“Pooping single”
– from the internet
Quote #16804
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“Monkey Luv!!!!”
– from the internet
Quote #16803
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“plural (opposite of single)”
– from the internet
Quote #16802
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“hApPILy MArRIeD At ThE agE Of 13”
– from the internet
Quote #16801
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“looking for the one on special!”
– from the internet
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“To my dirt bike, im 19 cmon, now”
– from the internet
Quote #15943
“Will England put on the ring and get married?”
– Mrs. DYKE
Quote #15777
“Its ok, they’re married”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #14143
“I’m gonna give you a scary thought. Fast forward into the future, and get married with children, who are teenagers”
– Mr. P-yooson
Quote #14085
“Big bee Big bee, marries an albino woman…”
– Mrs. Biology Bitch
Joke #13185
My aunt is a bill collector. She’s had five husbands and they were all named William.