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National Aunts’-Birthdays Day

Posted on February 25, 2011 by Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

National Aunts’-Birthdays Day – n. a holiday that occurs on July 29th

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Tags: aunt, birthday, holiday, holiday stuff, July, National Aunts'-Birthdays Day, noun

 

Quote #15632

Posted on January 17, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“Follow the operations! …please excuse my dear aunt sally”

– Ms. E

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Quote #14416

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“PLEASE excuse my dear aunt Sally!”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14380

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“we have good ol’ Aunt Sally which means we do addition last”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14345

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“and Aunt Sally is add and subtract. those two go together”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Joke #13185

Posted on December 24, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

My aunt is a bill collector.  She’s had five husbands and they were all named William.

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Tags: aunt, bill, husband, marriage

 

Joke #11925

Posted on May 21, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

OVERHEARD: “My aunt’s diet is a strange one.  She only eats bananas and coconuts.  She hasn’t lost any pounds, but wow, you should see that woman climb trees!”

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Categories: (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes

Tags: aunt, banana, coconut, tree

 

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