Q: How do well-groomed ghosts keep their hair in place?
A: With scare spray!
Q: How do well-groomed ghosts keep their hair in place?
A: With scare spray!
“the reason why Arab women are in veils, is because most of them are horrid to look at, and it makes the Arabs feel sad to see them because they’re so ugly and hairy, and only gives them a reminder every time they see one of them that all of them will be ugly forever”
– davepoobond
“a man is measured only how much a man he really is by his leg hairs, …and for women that look like men, too. If you shave your legs, you may as well be a woman.”
– davepoobond
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“Lovely,absolutely stunning,u don’t care! OOOOPS I POOPED MY PANTS.Dan dont ever tell a naked chix she can use ur bathroom,Bass moe luvs haircutts & I like them hops,Blobb that was a tree,Fuzz hay it could be lint,Snoop Denny Dogg we r twisted literally!”
– from the internet
“put that away before I go over there and put it on you and take off little hairs and arms”
– Mrs. Stickums
“You’re gonna be a short-haired druggy. When I’m done with you”
– Mrs. Stickums
“The bald dood there. Do any of you see more of the bald dood there?”
– Mrs. DYKE
“now I’m Rapunzel with her pretty long hair”
– Clifford, The Big Red Dog
“Hair shoppin’ today?”
– from the TV
“Great Selection!!! Love the Rhinestone Hair Clips and the Dirty Girl Bath & Body. GO MBC!”
– from the Internet
“you got hairy arms and hairy breast, Jim?”
– PBS Version of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn