Q: What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?
A: Cold cream.
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eskimoo
eskimoo – n. an Eskimo cow
Anti-Blue Jay Campagin
It has come to my attention that the Blue Jay is a vile creature, a coward fiend that needs to be persecuted to the utmost extreme. It plagues the minds of men and woman alike. Invoking their most desires, letting them produce them to the most grandoise of ways, but when these plans come to costs and confrontation, the instinct of the Blue Jay will be invoked in them. They will run in fear of the confrontation. So it is the duty of Alan D. Gibson AKA Evil Hell Cow, to let people be aware of the dangers of this bird, and to make people aware these creatures are vile and selfish. They and all they stand for must be exterminated.
Joke #7838
Q: Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
A: Because their horns don’t work.
Joke #7830
Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A: Beef jerky.
No Beans
The Milk Men
Militant Cows
Cows
Joke #5440
Q: What is an Eskimo cow called?
A: An eskimoo.
Joke #5327
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow stepped on her.
Joke #5295
There is a blonde and a brunette that own a ranch and it is going to be sold if they can’t increase the cow herd.
The brunette goes to find a bull for the herd and tells the blonde she will fax her so the blonde can take the truck, hitch it to the trailer and come get the bull.
The brunette takes $60 and goes to a neighboring ranch. She finds a bull and pays $59 for it. Then she goes and tries to send a fax, but the cost is $.99 per word.
The brunette thinks a minute and then says to send the word “comfortable”.
The operator looks at the brunette funny, so she says ” Don’t worry, my sisters a blonde so she’ll read it slow”
Joke #5255: Cow Butt
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
“Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife’s golf ball…stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt. That’s when I made my mistake.”
“What did you do?”, asks the doctor.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
“Hey, this looks like yours!”
shafeeq
shafeeq – n. a cow in a barrel
raklomoo
raklomoo – n. the sound a cow makes when doggy style is being performed on it by a goat