This episode we talk about sexy Asians and how cute their feet are. We also talk about all of these hot Asian girls in this post here:
And we talk about X-Men: Days of Future Past.
I’m really good at
“Oral! It’s my fav thing, giving and receiving. Being able to please a guy and have him shoot down my throat is so hot! Most chicks can’t even do it right… I can guarantee you’ll be pleased. If you’re not interested in anything more with me, I’m always down for a hot blowjob.
As far as what I like, love lots of cum and precum so that’s always a plus. And love a guy who’s not afraid to taste his own either, out of my pussy or mouth or ass or wherever. Always thought guys who liked to cum in their own mouth or give themselves facials were so hott! Big turn on for me. Also really love anal, I can cum just from that. And I wouldn’t say I’m dominant or submissive, but I do like a guy who can take control when necessary and has confidence, and still knows how to please me. :)”
– from a girl’s dating profile
We have a guest this week! It’s Daniel, the guy that went to the strawberry festival last week. We put him on the grill and insult his decision for going to the strawberry festival along with his weird two-headed friend, Lucy the Two-Headed Goosey.
Did you have a half naked wannabe Hulk running around during your visit to the theater during The Avengers? Did he look as bad as this guy who used industrial paint and had to take 20 baths in two days to try to get it off?
In honor of the Zombie Apocalypse, AMC is starting a new show called…
Zombie Apocalypse 2012:
Get off my computer, Jamie Oliver. You’re not a chemist. You’re just an asshole.
Silly Jaime Oliver, we shouldn’t be throwing away perfectly edible food. We should at least ship it off to Africa!
McDonalds used to be a value. Now they try to sell you everything in bulk so that there is the same perceived value as what was once known as the Dollar Menu.
Only 20 bucks!
Rihanna looks dumb. Please remove her from my music and movies.
Carly Rae Jepsen? Who stepped in what? Yet another terrible song for your listening pleasure:
The Sky Is The Limit must be gay code for anal sex. So is “funnel cake.”
#1 – Piss
#2 – Poo
#3 – Poop and Pee at the same time.
#4 – Poo, Pee, and a Yak (a barf). Mostly done by bulimics and people who don’t feel very good.
#5 – Opening up your intestine and chopping up parts and throwing it at police (Zombies gotta poop somehow)
The newer Dawn of the Dead introduced running zombies. Is it really that much weirder than the idea of zombies in the first place?
[Rec] was a “demonic infestation” sort of zombie thing rather than a virus or reanimated corpses due to magic/radiation. By the way, that was a spoiler.
Want to hire screamers with 13 dB yells or higher to make movies seem more scary than they are. Apply at the offices of William Castle.
The real #5 – Peeing inside someone. A whole #1, while penetrating them.
#6 – Same thing as #5 but taking a shit on them instead.
#7 – Forced ejaculation
#8 – Vegetables in orifices, coming out.
The #1 (pun intended) defense against Zombies is making a house out of sugary treats.
#9 – You don’t even need a can opener. You just peel it back and drop that shit in, then you turn it to medium heat and stir it.
#10 – Strawberry sauce/Period Juice on your Hot Dog.
#11 – “Painting the porta potty.” The paintbrush is your dick and the porta potty is a person’s ass.
X Squared – all of the above
Boy that was a great one, huh, guys? Who knows what’s going to happen next week!
cornhole – n. slang term for anal intercourse.
;} slang term for the anus.
backswing – n. a sexual position where a person is penetrated in the ass while they are lying on their stomach.
back scuttle – n. slang for anal sex
arsometry – n. anal sex
assolutely – n. what you say when you get asked if you want anal sex
women over 30 – n. these bitches are more likely to take it up the ass than a younger bitch, although some bitches as young as 20 have done it.
wiegand – v. to wrap your dick in barbed wire and screw someone in the ass
Lick & Stick – n. a sex act where you eat the girl’s pussy, then fuck her in the ass. Also known as the The Old 1-2.
The Old 1-2 – n. a sex act where you eat the girl’s pussy, then fuck her in the ass. Also known as the Lick & Stick.
Ex. I’d sure like to do the old 1-2 on Paula every week.
shitfuck – n. a word used when there’s no other word to describe a certain thing. Usually used to describe a man.
– v. to sodomise/anally rape
Ex. Robby’s a shitfuck.
rusty trombone – n. a sexual activity in which you fuck a girl in the ass and then she sucks your dick. Can also be a girl sucking your asshole while she jacks you off.
ramalotofass – n. now extinct homosexual male dinosaur who had a whole lot of anal sex.