Q: How can you tell when Santa Claus is on your roof?
A: Your television reception is bad!
Q: How can you tell when Santa Claus is on your roof?
A: Your television reception is bad!
Q: When does a reindeer have a trunk?
A: When it is going on vacation.
Dora: “Who is your favorite ghost from A Christmas Carol?”
Alonso: “The Ghost of Christmas Presents!”
Q: What do you get a monster for the holidays?
A: A really big present.
Q: Who is reindeer milk best for?
A: Baby reindeer!
Q: What is a ghoul’s favorite holiday song?
A: The Holly and the Poison Ivy.
Q: What is the army’s favorite plant?
A: Missile toe.
Q: Where do reindeer go to dance?
A: Christmas balls.
Q: What would you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
A: A puddle!
Q: What is Count Dracula’s favorite time of the year?
A: The fright before Christmas.
Hello all 10 of you who may read this.
I’ve got about 3,000 jokes on the site now! It was pretty hard but I toughed it out through my latest source of jokes which I’ve been working on for about a year and a half on and off. I’m glad to finally be able to move onto another source.
I’ve got nothing to do while Christmas is happening, so I’ve decided to do a little housekeeping of some of the content on the site. I’m mostly concentrating on separating the quotes on the site into individual posts, where applicable. That way, each quote can be tagged appropriately, and commented/rated on in specificity.
I’m probably the only one that cares though, but that’s okay. What else am I going to do?
“Did you hear about the moron who couldn’t get his stocking to hang over the fireplace on Christmas Eve?”
“No. What did he do?”
“He finally took it off his foot.”
Did you hear about the moron who gave his snowman suntan lotion for Christmas?
I think the kid next door is going to grow up to be a gangster. For Christmas, he asked Santa Claus for a violin case, a shoulder holster and a ton of cement.
LAWYER: “Where were you on the night of December 24th?”
DEFENDANT: “Up at the North Pole helping Santa Claus.”