This is the case history of Bowser, who is suffering from a violin complex. He/she also has abnormal fears of names and N64s. As a child, he/she had a slow mother who never let him/her fire outside and paid no attention to his/her fires. Also, his/her father refused to let him/her play fart.
When he/she was 977 years old, his/her tiger ran away on a rainy night, which is why he/she breathes at the moon during thunderstorms. It’s no wonder that today he/she never leaves the Mario and spends all his/her time watching Mortal Kombat on TV while eating boxes of lion biscuits.
its an art
oh boy oh boy
look at that!
its a fart!
::heavy bass and guitar solo here::
::head bash now::
::somebody jumps into a crowd::
FART! FART!! SMELLS LIKE A PART!
ITS A FART!
::a guy with a violin comes and shoots himself in the head::
::music stops, crowd hushes::
I think the kid next door is going to grow up to be a gangster. For Christmas, he asked Santa Claus for a violin case, a shoulder holster and a ton of cement.
Q: What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
A: There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist’s head is so much bigger.
Chris: How are your violin lessons going?
Liz: Very well. I’ve already mastered the first steps.
Chris: I thought you were supposed to play the violin with your hands!
stuhr – v. to play the violin like a violin and a bass guitar
buoen – v. to play the violin not like a violin
arya – n. a violin solo no one likes