cromowsg – n. a cake that looks like a CD-player
Tag Archives: cake
alequin
alequin – v. to listen to Cake while eating cake
Joke #18361
Q: What do you give a snowman for his birthday?
A: A cake of ice.
Joke #18299
Q: What dessert can you eat in the ocean?
A: Sponge cake.
Joke #17819
Q: Which movie actress really takes the cake?
A: Doris Day-nish!
The Unfriendly Restaurhaunt and Coffin Shop Moan-U
The following is a menu offered at the Unfriendly Restaurhant and Coffin Shop Moan-U.
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A die-ning delight that will lift your spirits!
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SAND-WITCHES
Boo-loney
Boo-gels and Scream Cheese
Hallow-weenies
Liver-worst
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BOO-VERAGES
Milk Shaaaakes
Ice Scream Floats
Orange Crrrush
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HEX-TRAS
Clammy on the Half Shell
Chilllled Tomb-ato Juice
Deviled Eggs
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SOUPS AND SALADS
L-eeek! Soup
Cream of Asparaghost
Arti-Choke Hearts
Lettuce Alone Salad
Marinated Brussel Shouts
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SIGHED DISHES
Baked Beings
Cre-mated Spinach
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DESS-HURTS
Creep Suzettes
Banana Scream Pie
Sheet Cake
Key Slime Pie
Hot Sludge Shun-dae
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TODAY’S SPE-CHILLS
Spook-ghetti
Souther Fright Chicken
Ghoul-lash
Turkey with Grave-y
Pasta-way
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Breakfast Served from Midnight to 3 A.M. Daily
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CEREALS
Ghost Toasties with Evaporated Milk
Shrouded Wheat
Scream of Wheat
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EGGS
Terri-fried Eggs — Over Easy
Scream-bled Eggs
Three-moan-it Soft-booled Eggs
Stormy-side-up Eggs
Eggs Boonidict
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Cust-tomb-ers: We accept Die-ners Club, Monster Card, and American Hex-press Credit Cards
Quote #16360
“my mom threw away the cake, it was so sad…”
“…I came home, it was in the trash can, I cried”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #16345
“I had a lot of sodas and a fatty, fatty cake…”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #16205
“are we gonna have cake tomorrow?”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #14680
“it’s a piece of cake. Piece of crumb cake”
– Casper (1995)
Quote #13836
“The restaurant prided itself on its chef who made cakes in the shape of the George Washington bridge”
– from a book
Quote #13669
::trying to be funny(?)::
“I was gonna get you a birthday cake, but I was afraid I would drop it, so I didn’t”
– Dr. OldNBald
Joke #13073
MAE: “I get everything backwards.”
RAY: “I can’t believe that.”
MAE: “It’s true. I’ll give you an example. Yesterday I tried to follow a recipe for pineapple upside-down cake and ended up with a pineapple down-side up cake.”
Joke #12499
The trouble with fishing in polluted waters is that if you catch a whopper, you end up with your cake, but you can’t eat it.
Joke #11406
Sue: Try some of my sponge cake, Dad.
Father: Umm, it’s a bit tough, Susie.
Sue: I don’t understand why. I made it with a really fresh sponge!