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Ways Cocaine is Smuggled Out of South America

Posted on May 9, 2013 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Here is the all inclusive list of how cocaine smuggled out of South America.  If you have more “ways” of doing it, let us know in the comments!

  • Pressed into the side of a phonographic record.
  • Included in pottery.
  • Heels of shoes.
  • Batteries.
  • Hollowed out pineapples

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Tags: cocaine, pineapple, shoes, South America

 

xmni

Posted on March 26, 2013 by davepoobond Leave a comment

xmni – n. a pineapple teriyaki sauce smoothie

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Tags: drink, food, noun, pineapple, teriyaki sauce, xmni

 

Quote #17067

Posted on January 29, 2011 by davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“did you fart? It smells like pineapple”

– davepoobond

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Tags: A DPB Tag, fart, pineapple

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Quote #14904

Posted on January 11, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“Wow! I’m sexy and I get free pineapples! How cool is that?”

– from the Internet

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Tags: internet, pineapple

 

Joke #13073

Posted on December 22, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

MAE: “I get everything backwards.”

RAY: “I can’t believe that.”

MAE: “It’s true.  I’ll give you an example.  Yesterday I tried to follow a recipe for pineapple upside-down cake and ended up with a pineapple down-side up cake.”

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Tags: cake, food, pineapple

 

Joke #11607

Posted on September 12, 2008 by davepoobond 1 Comment

An American asks a Mexican, “Do they have Jews in Mexico?”

The Mexican replies, “Si stupid we do.  Tenemos apple jews, orange jews, and pineapple jews.”

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Tags: apple, Jewish, juice, Mexico, orange, pineapple

 

Hawaii 5-0

Posted on December 24, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Hawaii 5-0 – n. a 2/3 pound burger with lettuce, tomato, teriyaki sauce, grilled pineapple, and red onion

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Tags: burger, food, Hawaii 5-0, lettuce, noun, onion, pineapple, teriyaki sauce, tomato

 

hatamoto

Posted on August 11, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

hatamoto – n. a pineapple with hot dogs sticking out of it, and hot dogs surrounding the base of it

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Tags: hatamoto, hot dog, noun, pineapple

 

drocampulate

Posted on August 9, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

drocampulate – n. one who sexually molests pineapples for attention

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