Here is the all inclusive list of how cocaine smuggled out of South America. If you have more “ways” of doing it, let us know in the comments!
xmni – n. a pineapple teriyaki sauce smoothie
“did you fart? It smells like pineapple”
– davepoobond
“Wow! I’m sexy and I get free pineapples! How cool is that?”
– from the Internet
MAE: “I get everything backwards.”
RAY: “I can’t believe that.”
MAE: “It’s true. I’ll give you an example. Yesterday I tried to follow a recipe for pineapple upside-down cake and ended up with a pineapple down-side up cake.”
An American asks a Mexican, “Do they have Jews in Mexico?”
The Mexican replies, “Si stupid we do. Tenemos apple jews, orange jews, and pineapple jews.”
Hawaii 5-0 – n. a 2/3 pound burger with lettuce, tomato, teriyaki sauce, grilled pineapple, and red onion
hatamoto – n. a pineapple with hot dogs sticking out of it, and hot dogs surrounding the base of it
drocampulate – n. one who sexually molests pineapples for attention