Stew unto others…
Let’s berry the hatchet…
A starch in time saves nine…
Give me liver-ty or give me death…
Tacos cheap…
Early to bread, early to rise…
Tag Archives: bread
Foodland’s Top Ten Movie Stars
Cheryl Lard
Rabbit Redford
Goldie Hen
Lauren Bagel
Barbra Streisandwich
Vincent Slice
Jane Fondue
Ingrid Burgerman
Pea Marvin
Beet Midler
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And their favorite comics of all time:
Peter Fork
Bread Buttons
Joan Livers
David Steinburger
Lico-Rich Little
Phyllis Dill-Pickle
Bean Martin and Cherry Lewis
Name the 5 food groups
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“Chairman Mao is the best thing since sliced bread”
– Mrs. DYKE
Quote #15346
“he’s bigger than a breadstick”
– from the TV
Quote #14825
“Enter to WIN… Golf Clubs, Bread Makers, Fishing Rods, Power Tools, Lawn Mowers, Exercise Equipment & Much More!”
::in smaller font:: “NO CREDIT CARD REQUIRED”
– from the Internet
Quote #14265
“what happens when we don’t have the bottom slice of bread? the whole thing comes apart…”
– Ms. Boms
Quote #14256
“you can construct your paragraph like a sandwich. We’re using whole wheat bread since its healthier”
– Ms. Boms
Quote #14033
“its a God given thing. Everyone can eat the bread!”
– ???
Quote #13568
“either she’s going to the supermarket and go to the bakery, unless she buys one at the supermarket and one at the bakery…
(a lot of rambling goes on here)
….but she’s not going to do that!”
– Dr. OldNBald
Joke #13313
Q: Where do very smart hot dogs end up?
A: On honor rolls.
Joke #13248
Did you hear about the really mean warden? He put slices of bread in the pockets of prisoners before he gave them the electric chair.
Joke #13128
My mother-in-law is so overweight, her rolls of fat come in a baker’s dozen.
Joke #13124
There was this Chinese gentleman who left a loaf of rye in front of an idol.
It was a case of bread and Buddha.