Q: How is a black guy like a broken gun?
A: It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it.
Tag Archives: black
Joke #21840
Q: What do you call a French black guy?
A: Jacques Custodian.
Joke #21839
Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had a heart attack on Halloween?
A: Somebody came dressed as a job.
Joke #21838
Q: Why did so few blacks vote for Jesse Jackson?
A: He promised them jobs.
Joke #21834
Q: What do you call 10 black guys in a steam room?
A: Gorillas In The Mist.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21775
Mary had a little lamb.
Its fleece was black as coal.
And every time it jumped a fence.
You could see its pink asshole.
Moldy Bread Haiku
White, Gray, Black, Brown, Green
Squishy, Shiny, Looks Fuzzy
Rotten and Stinky
Joke #21463
Q: What four things can’t you give a black guy?
A: A black eye, a fat lip, a job, and an education.
Joke #21462
Q: How do you stop a black guy from hanging around in your front yard?
A: Hang him in the backyard.
Joke #21460
Q: How do you stop 10 black guys from raping a white girl?
A: Throw them a basketball.
Joke #21459
Q: What happened the last time a black person looked up his family tree?
A: A monkey shit in his face.
Joke #21451
Q: What’s black on the outside and white in the middle?
A: Wayne Brady.
Joke #21450
Q: What’s the difference between a black person and a park bench?
A: A park bench can support a family.
Joke #21449
Q: Why are blacks so tall?
A: Their knee grows (Negroes).
Joke #21447
Q: What does a black lesbian eat for breakfast?
A: Cocoa Muffs.