Submitted through the Quicky Joke submission form.
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This form was submitted: Jan 24 2008 / 12:28:19
name = Your Nana
email =
use_email = no
qjoke = WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO PRECIOUS, FRAGILE, INNOCENT BABIES. THEY ARE OUR FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU WERE A BABY TOO.
HOW DARE YOU, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED! SHAMMMMEEEE.
Submitted through the Fan Mail submission form. Maybe ironically?
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This form was submitted: Mar 21 2007 / 21:33:57
name = SKREW YOU
fanmail = SKREW YOUR SITE. THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT DEAD BABIES YOU DIRT BAG LOSER
Q: How do you fit 600 dead babies into a trunk?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get 600 dead babies out of the trunk?
A: Doritos.
From: Joel D.
Date: 01/05/07
Subject: Ur website!!!
Message:
Hey mate i dont no wat the fuck is with ur jokes but their shit. their not even racist ya dumb shit. ur a messed up mother fucker to be cracking jokes about babies like the ones on your site. and just for the record ur a faggot for even thinking to put that shit up.
osangreli – n. a very expensive suit for a baby
paorbmeim – n. a diaper that is made to look like pants for a suit so that a baby can wear a suit
Find out who’s DNA it is.
Advantages would be that we would know who that person would be if you got their DNA, and bad would be that the babies lose blood. A different organism becomes one by plasmids good, so I can live yay, we discovered a miracle cure for every disease in the world so they can get the actual thing without changing anything we are still alike in the sense we have DNA they do it so people can live.
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I got a text message from some random number. So, as I usually like to have fun with these kinds of things, the following ensues:
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Dee: Marcel? It’s dee
davepoobond: Hey baby what’s up how you doin
Dee: Hi lol I’ve been pretty good actually. Wbu?
davepoobond: O u kno jus chillin
davepoobond: N e plns 4 tonite
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2 hours later
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davepoobond: Yo you there?
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5 hours later, at 1:57 AM she texts me again. (I was sleeping. Who the fuck texts back at 2 AM in the morning?)
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Dee: My bad, my phone died. I was helping my cousin move
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I wait until about 5:30 the next day and send her…
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davepoobond: Hey what up dee what you up to
Dee: Whos this
davepoobond: What are you talkin bout
Dee: Who’s this*
davepoobond: Who is what
davepoobond: This is marcel
Dee: Which one? Lol what’s your last name
davepoobond: Why u askin how many marcels u kno?
davepoobond: Wait who is this
Dee: I know a few, and it’s dee. So which is it?
davepoobond: Jones
davepoobond: Which dee is this
davepoobond: U there?
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Dammit! My like-a-black-guy texting didn’t convince her or something happened that tipped her off that she was texting the wrong person.
Loading ...Barney is a dinosaur who just died yesterday.
We stuffed his body in a card board box and sent it.
Who did we send it to?
We sent it to baby bop.
Baby Bop threw up and now we’ll have to clean it up!
Barney is perished so we threw a party!
Q: What’s brown, bubbling, and knocking on a window?
A: A black baby in the microwave.
After his wife had a baby, Michael Jackson asked the doctor when it would be OK to have sex again.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid was at least 12 or 13 years old.