porlotro – n. a random actor that seems like maybe you should know them but you don’t actually know them and you are unsure if they are famous or not but the commercial makes it seem like they are actually famous when they may not actually be. Or maybe they are.
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Looking for a Voice Actor?
I have a posting on Craigslist to offer my services as a voice actor. I don’t get many responses to it, obviously, but I did get one, as follows.
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| from: | Stro | ||
| date: | Mon, Sep 12, 2011 at 9:19 AM | ||
| subject: | Need a voice actor |
Hi, I’m actually looking for a phone actor, for 10-15 mins. Is this something you can do?
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| from: | davepoobond | ||
| to: | Stro | ||
| date: | Mon, Sep 12, 2011 at 12:23 PM | ||
| subject: | Re: Need a voice actor |
Yes, I think I can help you out with it.
What is the project? If it is a video, what genre is it?
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| from: | Stro | ||
| date: | Mon, Sep 12, 2011 at 6:41 PM | ||
| subject: | Re: Need a voice actor |
It’s not a video, sounds really silly but I need someone to pretend to be my dad over the phone. My dad won’t talk to a friend of mine and I really need him to, it’s a complicated situation. I just need someone to talk to my friend for a few minutes. I’ll obviously pay whatever you charge for your service.
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| from: | davepoobond | ||
| date: | Mon, Sep 12, 2011 at 6:54 PM | ||
| subject: | Re: Need a voice actor |
Well, it is an odd proposition. I’ll have to know more specifics before I can tell you I’d do it or not.
Joke #18203
Q: What’s a termite’s favorite movie star?
A: Woody Allen.
Joke #17757
Q: Why did the audience throw eggs to the actor?
A: Because ham and eggs go well together.
Joke #17642
Q: What happens on Broadway when a ghost haunts a theater?
A: The actors get stage fright!
A-cur-demy Award-winning Mew-vie Stars
Kat-herine Hepburn
Jane Hounda
Collie Stevens
Mickey Meowse
Fang Sinatra
Bitey Davis
Angora Dickinson
Alfred Hitch-cocker Spaniel
Goldiefish Hawn
Rabbit Redford
Mary Tyler Moo-er
Johnny Curson
Joke #17453
Q: What’s a good pet for a conceited actor?
A: A hamster!
George Washington was
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“actor, comedian, question mark?”
– from the Radio
Joke #12965
“My new movie was a bomb,” lamented the young actor.
“How do you know that?” asked his agent.
“I was in the theater at the premiere,” explained the actor, “and as soon as the audience saw the words, ‘The End,’ on the screen they applauded.”
Joke #12863
ACTOR: “I hope the cameraman catches my best side!”
ACTRESS: “What’s that? The back of your head?”
Joke #12847
“I just got a role in a movie,” an actor said to his agent. “I play a hen-pecked husband married to a woman who lives with her mother and four teenaged daughters.”
“That’s nice,” said the agent. “But too bad it’s not a speaking part.”
Joke #12774
A movie star returned to his boyhood home for the first time since he became famous. “I guess everyone around here talks a lot about me,” the star said to the mayor.
“That’s right,” agreed the mayor. “You’re so famous we even put a sign in front of your old house.”
The movie star beamed. “Really?” he exclaimed. “What does the sign say?”
Smiling broadly, the mayor replied, “It says Stop!”
pro wrestler
pro wrestler – n. a method actor in trunks
Joke #12178
A young actor went to see a producer about a job. The producer asked, “Mr. Hughes, have you ever had any stage experience?”
The actor replied, “Well, I once had my left leg in a cast!”