Q: What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
A: It gets wet.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: If you throw a green Martian into the Black Sea, what does it become?
A: Wet.
Joke #5436
Q: Why do lions always eat raw meat?
A: Because they don’t know how to cook.
Joke #5435
Q: Did you hear about the two guys who stole everything out of a house except the soap and towels?
A: They were dirty crooks!
Joke #5434
Q: What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River?
A: “Get in the boat!”
Joke #5433
Q: What sea creature is always grumpy?
A: A crab
Joke #5432
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton fuck his mom?
A: Because he didn’t have a penis!
Joke #5431
Q: Why couldn’t the skeleton add 1 + 1?
A: Because it didn’t have a brain
Joke #5430
Q: The United States Navy is the biggest Navy in the world. Who has the 2nd largest navy in the world?
A: The United States Army
Joke #5429
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: How can I get hard? I just got laid.
Joke #5428
Q: What do rabbits put into their computers?
A: Hoppy discs
Joke #5427
Q: What kind of guitars do whales play?
A: Eel-letric guitars
Joke #5426
Q: What do you call a white man surrounded by Indians?
A: A bartender
Joke #5425
Q: Where does a spider go for fun?
A: His favorite web site. (which of course is Squackle, we might add)
Joke #5424
Q: Why did the boy put a dictionary in his pants?
A: Because he wanted to be a smarty pants
Joke #5423
Q: What do you call rich air?
A: Millionaire