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Stupid Note #7620: Bad Writing

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This note has really bad writing and has random things all over the place. The main part of the note is there, and everything random is after the main paragraph thingy. To make things worst, almost half the paper is gone, 1/4 from the top and 1/4 from the bottom.

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Represent Mama B!!!!

 

hey! I’m in chemistry right now. just, ignore the notes on the other page. I’m happy because I just found out that I have an A in this class. I really hope I get a 3.83 like I want! So, how was your weekend? Mine was boring at my dad’s house.

So, yeah, I was really annoyed w/ the guys. how they only want to hang out w/ us when they can use us! well, maybe I don’t want them to come this weekend. I dunno, now. There I’ve hung out w/ other guys, I realize how rude and mean our guys are I’m not even gonna call them “our” guys anymore. So anywho, who do you like now? I know you want FAG. heehee I’m so just kidding. You know who like…I need to get to know much better. god, tattoo boy is in my class right now and he is so dumb. Its really funny. hey, my-

(rest of the page is ripped off)

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Random things all over the back and such:

-I’m sitting next to (scribble lines)

-I’ll tell you later! she is so stupid

-Represent! Please don’t show anyone!

-Homogenous mixture of two or more substances

-Can be made from all 3 states of mattr.

 

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Stupid Note #7619

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names have been changed to farm animals, to protect the stupid…

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Hey wassup,

Okay, right now we’re doing world history group projects. its very interesting. we have to write an article on Charlie Chaplin and radios. you can see with my little doodle down there. (in the middle of the page there is a blob that is smudged) = P wellps i hate this stupid class so much and ive got lak on my hand. hey, pretty interesting pics of mine eh? ive got a funny game i hear in wh – ill tell you, unless i told you all ready. it’s pretty cool. haha…i’m bored as hell. okay, i’m in spanish right now. you’re in spanish right now. well, i feel so stupid because i didnt see you guys and stuff. i think Cow feels wierd around me because whenever im around she’s really quiet and she never looks my direction and stuff. i dont know – maybe my dream will become part true. hey lunch was still cool. = ) They’re like getting funnier and funnier our little “talking” or “going to the lockers” talk. haha. ooo. descanso 5 minutes. but i have to go in like 10. hey sorry this is short. i have to go. i’ll pg you. i love you. Love always, Mule

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HEY WASSUP~

So you’re probably in Spanish right now. Sorry im not there to talk to you. i have to play supid tennis. hey – that’d be cool if you came – and you/we went “jogging” haha- anyways. omg- you are soooo good. like what you did was….i feel really embarrassed saying this but – it like felt so good i like….omg-i am soooooooo embarrassed…omg you know- i just dont know how to say it. okies well- i could – no i seriously like wanted to-omg-gaaaahh- i dont but do want to say it. okie. take a deep breath. okie- i like seriously felt like, you know, moan or something. omg i feel sooo love now…anyways – like what you did-it felt good cause like it was new and stuff. and if you don’t want to it’s totally cool w/me. but whatever you want. that’s why i dont really “guide” you, im not sure what you want. well, ps me shoe wel ill call you tonight. i love you soooo much-don’t forget and thanks about me. = ) eur i’ll think about you.

 

Love Always,

Mule

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Black Out Notice From School

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Dear Parents:

 

Please review the following procedures to help us ensure the safety of all school students.

 

In case of a black out, during class time, the school’s staff and students will remain in the classroom. We will hold the bell if necessary.

 

All teachers have been provided with flashlights and safety kits. In addition, our generator provides low lighting in the halls for safe exit.

 

The administration and security team will patrol the halls, classrooms and campus. We have been assured that telephones will be in operation.

 

If a black out occurs between class periods or during break or lunchtime, our procedure is for students and staff to assemble on the field, according to their SSR/Homeroom assignments.

 

We are asking that you do not pick up your son/daughter during a black out period. Blackouts occuring in other cities have been typically for one hour or less.

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The Boy Bands

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This was written a long time ago when boy bands were at their prime, and dave was in 8th grade, so that’s why its really dumb

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First, it was Hanson. They gave a bad name to the bands of the 90s. At least they played instruments, even though it didn’t look like it. Then for a very short time it was Leonardo Dickaprio. That was for a pretty short time, but we’re not here to discuss him. Then they came. It was the Backstreet Boys, N’Sync, 98 Degrees, and 5ive. This just makes me sick. Why do they even call them “bands,” anyway? They just sing songs that they didn’t write at all and take all the credit for it when they say stuff like, “Oh, yes, I felt so much love when I was making this song.” It just plain PISSES ME OFF!!!! The only reason they have their success is because they are “hot.” No one gives a crap about how they sound, just how they look. This is also a nation-wide problem.

A lot of girls around here have loved the bsb since 6th grade. Now, we’re in 8th grade. That’s 3 years. 3 years of wasting money on stupid little cds made by these stupid boy bands. Some of them don’t like them anymore. I bet some of them are still jacking off for them too, i bet. I think that most of these immature, screechy, empty-headed girls probably buy one of these boy band’s cds then, throw the cd out and save the pictures.

I myself, being a victim of the backstreet boys, now hate them with all my heart. I wish that i can get all of that dumbass music out of my brain, but some of my mind is still poisoned by these bands. Having a sister that is obsessed with these bands and other little corny solo artists (namely, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera) is not helping at all. Whenever i hear one of these songs, they stick in my mind, and the little part of my mind that is still poisoned, seems to take over.

They whine. They whine so much, that’s half the reason that I get pissed off. They dont even play their instruments, that pisses me off too. Oh, excuse me, like one of those guys from bsb plays a piano. A PIANO! COME ON PEOPLE! A band sucks when it has a piano in it. Look how Ben Folds Five turned out. They have a piano player, and they aren’t popular. Either that, or because the piano player guy isn’t “hot enough” or whatever. Anyway, some people say that bsb plays instruments. They don’t. Belive me. If they did, wouldn’t you think they would be playing it in their videos or at concerts, like normal bands? In case you haven’t noticed during their stupid little performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, there was a bunch of people in the back while they were dancing their stupid little brains out, while people are screaming things like, “KEVIN! I LOVE YOU, MARRY ME!” or “YOU ARE SO HOT! MARRY ME!” MY G-O-D people. That is just plain screwed up. These misguided “bands” are misguiding misguided souls in this misguided world.

This problem that the USA has, has got to be fixed, and fixed fast. They have been taking too much space on MTV’s TRL for too long. If you look at all the requests and the stupid annoying people that talk during the video, they say something about how they look. The countries outside the USA are getting over these stupid bands. They are lucky. Why can’t the same thing happen here? Because they are just too “hot” for girls to hate most likely. Here’s what you can do. If you know someone who loves bsb or nsync or 98 degrees or 5ive or whatever da hell else is out there, go up to them and ask them why they like these stupid little dumbasses, and i bet that 4/5 will say that they think they’re hot. Try it.

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A Suicide Note Kinda Thingy Found in a Parking Lot at School

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davepoobond: before you read this, i want you to understand what this is. This is a weird thingy, and i found it in a parking lot at school, so i dont know who it is…this is just screwed up, so thats why its here in the first place

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How everything pricks my consience, and spurs me on again to my revenge! What is man, if he merely spends his life sleeping and eating? No better than a beast. Surely the God who gave us the ability to think logically, and to conceive of past and future, didn’t endow us with that skill and reasoning power for it to grow mildly in us from disguise. I don’t know whether this is brutish ignorance, or some cowardly indescision caused by thinking far too deeply about the consequences (something which always consists of one part wisdom and three parts cowardice!) that makes me put things off. After all, I have the motive, the determination, the strength and the means to do it. There’s no shortage of examples to inspire me: witness this large and costly army, led by a sensitive and youthful prince whos courage – inflated bwith divine ambition – scoffs at danger. He risks his life, exposing himself to chance, death and danger, and all for an empty shell. True greatness lies not in fighting noble causes, but in quibbling over trifles when honor is at stake. What’s to be said of me, then? I have a father who has been murdered, another who has been defiled, and motives inspired both by reason and passion: yet I’ve dont nothing to my shame, at the same time. I see the imminent deaths of twenty thousand men, who for an illusion, the sham of renown, go to their graves as if to their beds, and fight over a plot of croung not big enough to accomodate the combatants, nor to bury them should they be slain. Oh from now on my thoughts must conentrate on vengeance, or they’re unworthy.

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davepoobond: haha, scared you huh? its actually a school assignment…it was confirmed with my school. oh well, it was sorta funny putting you on for a while. ahaha. thats why it deserves to go up on Screwed Up Town, eh? Because the school assigns reports like these to turn in.