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#10578: davepoobond -> BubbaTyler2005

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davepoobond: bubba tylerrrr

BubbaTyler2005: who is this

davepoobond: bubba dave

BubbaTyler2005: ?

BubbaTyler2005: do i know you

davepoobond: maybe

davepoobond: we’re the same relative

BubbaTyler2005: what are you smoking

BubbaTyler2005: do i know you

BubbaTyler2005: have i seen your face

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: heehee

davepoobond: guess who i am

BubbaTyler2005: david?

davepoobond: dammit

davepoobond: what gave me away?

BubbaTyler2005: am i right

BubbaTyler2005: the dave

davepoobond: hmmm

BubbaTyler2005: david who

davepoobond: guess

BubbaTyler2005: in studyhall

davepoobond: i dont have study hall

davepoobond: well if i do, i dont know, cause i skip that everyday

BubbaTyler2005: just tell me

BubbaTyler2005: what school do you go 3

BubbaTyler2005: 2*

davepoobond: #3

BubbaTyler2005: im this close to blocking you till i find out

davepoobond: if you do you’ll get a nasty surprise

davepoobond: mwahahahaha

BubbaTyler2005: ?

BubbaTyler2005: tell me in 5

BubbaTyler2005: 4

BubbaTyler2005: 3

BubbaTyler2005: 2

BubbaTyler2005: 1

davepoobond: Greenwood

davepoobond: :-\

BubbaTyler2005: what school do you go to

davepoobond: told uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

BubbaTyler2005: greenwood

davepoobond: y eah

davepoobond: y e a h

BubbaTyler2005: what state do you live in

davepoobond: Greenland

BubbaTyler2005: brb

davepoobond: i bet you just said that so i wouldnt say anything anymore

davepoobond: you dont even have your away message on

davepoobond: even more reason why i shouldnt believe you are “brb”

davepoobond: but your wrongggg

BubbaTyler2005: k back

BubbaTyler2005: what?

BubbaTyler2005: how old are you?

davepoobond: 45

BubbaTyler2005: and are you gay?

davepoobond: WHAT GIVES YOU THAT IDEA

BubbaTyler2005: your screen name

BubbaTyler2005: dave POO

davepoobond: ….

davepoobond: and that makes me gay how

davepoobond: are you saying poo is a gay word?

BubbaTyler2005: yes

BubbaTyler2005: your not 45

davepoobond: i meant 13

davepoobond: or was it 31

BubbaTyler2005: if your 31 you have no life at all

BubbaTyler2005: talking to strangers

BubbaTyler2005: that are male

davepoobond: so are you

davepoobond: so i guess that means your gay

BubbaTyler2005: your the one who started talking to me and im not 31

BubbaTyler2005: lmao

BubbaTyler2005: or a flaming hommo

davepoobond: hommo

davepoobond: hommmo

davepoobond: hommmmmmmmmmmmo

davepoobond: 8989898

davepoobond: 321654987

davepoobond: 0

davepoobond: har har

BubbaTyler2005: ok im leaving now

davepoobond: k bye

BubbaTyler2005: peace out

davepoobond: hi

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I warn him to 35%.

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#10577: davepoobond -> BtownsBlueAngel

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davepoobond: then there was youuuuuuuuu

davepoobond: and everything went from wrong to right

davepoobond: and the stars came up and filled up the sky

davepoobond: it was love at first site

BtownsBlueAngel: who tha hell is this

davepoobond: ……………..kylie minogue

davepoobond: who that hell is that

BtownsBlueAngel: ?

davepoobond: u

davepoobond: !!

BtownsBlueAngel: um…………..ok dude

davepoobond: die die die my darling

BtownsBlueAngel: When someone loves you, they will try and do anyhting for you. They will help you in anyway. If you send this to 11 people something good will happen to you at 10:00 o ‘clock tomorrow morning

davepoobond: why would i send that to anyone

BtownsBlueAngel: i dunno… who is this

davepoobond: i told you

davepoobond: kylie minogue

BtownsBlueAngel: a/s/l

davepoobond: 34/bi/NY

BtownsBlueAngel: um..ok

davepoobond: u

BtownsBlueAngel: 17/f/alabama

davepoobond: you’re close but no cigar

davepoobond: i dont wanna hear ittt

BtownsBlueAngel: uh..ok

davepoobond: and i wont waste my time fitting innnnnn

davepoobond: cause i dont think something something

davepoobond: lame

davepoobond: have you seen Pearl Harbor

BtownsBlueAngel: yes

davepoobond: did you liiiiike it

BtownsBlueAngel: sure

davepoobond: fly away on my zephyr, we’re gonna live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

davepoobond: forever!

BtownsBlueAngel: ok dude

davepoobond: ok

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#10574: davepoobond -> crummyBJ69

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I was acting like a porn bot, sending a link to Squackle as “quality porn”

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davepoobond: Quality Porn! GO NOW!

crummyBJ69: who is this

davepoobond: i’m a bot, don’t talk to me

davepoobond: har har har

davepoobond: see, i’m laughing at you

davepoobond: and that’s a computer laugh

davepoobond: hello are you there

davepoobond: did you go

–

After a while, I warn him to 5%.

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#10573: SR71 Steve -> davepoobond

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SR71 Steve: getings and salutations my good friend!

davepoobond: hi

SR71 Steve: getings and salutations my good friend!

davepoobond: hi

SR71 Steve: bye

davepoobond: hi

SR71 Steve: getings and salutations my good friend!

SR71 Steve: i bid thee farewell

davepoobond: hi

SR71 Steve: getings and salutations my good friend!

davepoobond: hi

SR71 Steve: i thank you for your kind greeting!

davepoobond: hi

SR71 Steve: GO TO HELL YOU MOTHER FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!

SR71 Steve: erm

davepoobond: hi

SR71 Steve: getings and salutations my good friend!

davepoobond: hi

SR71 Steve: getings and salutations my good friend!

davepoobond: I’D DO ANYTHINGGGGGG

davepoobond: JUST TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS

davepoobond: TRY TO MAKE YOU LAUGH

SR71 Steve: for a kondike bar!

davepoobond: SOMEHOW I CANT PUT YOU IN THE PAST

davepoobond: I’D DO ANYTHINNGGG

davepoobond: JUST TO FALL ASLEEP WITH YOU

davepoobond: WILL YOU REMEMBER ME?

SR71 Steve: Kill yourself

davepoobond: CAUSE I KNOW I WONT FORGET YOUUUUUU

SR71 Steve: no

davepoobond: TOGETHER WE BROKE ALL THE RULES

SR71 Steve: who the hell r u?

SR71 Steve: getings and salutations my good friend!

davepoobond: DREAMING OF DROPPING OUT OF SCHOOL

davepoobond: dadadada

davepoobond: I’LL BE HERE I’LL BE WAITING

davepoobond: THIS COULD BE THE ONE LAST CHANCE TO MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND

SR71 Steve: ummmmm bacon is cool

SR71 Steve: unlike your mom

davepoobond: I’D DO ANYTHINGGGGG FOR YOU

davepoobond: TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS

SR71 Steve: oh, u go skoolled

davepoobond: I’D DO ANYTTHINNGGG FOR YOU

SR71 Steve: getings and salutations my good friend!

davepoobond: JUST TO FALL ASLEEP WITH YOU

davepoobond: i close my eyes

davepoobond: and all i see is you

davepoobond: i close my eyesss

davepoobond: i try to sleep i cant forget you

davepoobond: na na na na na na

SR71 Steve: getings and salutations my good friend!

davepoobond: and i’d do anythiNGGGgg for youuuu

davepoobond: nanananaaaaaaaaa

davepoobond: I’D DO ANYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

davepoobond: JUST TO HOLD IN YOU IN MY ARMS

davepoobond: TRY TO MAKE YOU LAUGH

davepoobond: CAUSE SOMEHOW I CANT PUT YOU IN THE PAST

davepoobond: I’D DO ANYTHINGGGGG

SR71 Steve: meatloaf is the food of gods

davepoobond: JUST TO FALL ASLEEP WITH YOUUUUUUU

davepoobond: YEAHHHH

SR71 Steve: ok, i go bye now

SR71 Steve: off the overthrow the prince of fruitloops

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: bye

SR71 Steve: getings and salutations my good friend!

davepoobond: 😀

Previous message was not received by SR71 Steve because of error: User SR71 Steve is not available.

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#10572: davepoobond -> OdinForever

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davepoobond: do you know where i can find spock

OdinForever: go downstairs and then the second door to the right

davepoobond: ah…

davepoobond: but that doesnt make sense

davepoobond: i dont have any doors

OdinForever: umm

OdinForever: then take a left

OdinForever: then a left

OdinForever: and repeat the cycle

davepoobond: but then i’ll go left forever

OdinForever: pretty much

davepoobond: what would that accomplish

OdinForever: spock

davepoobond: i wouldn’t find spock

davepoobond: i need an address

davepoobond: hellooooo

OdinForever: who is spock and who are you

davepoobond: YOU DONT KNOW WHO SPOCK IS

OdinForever: does he sell weed?!?

davepoobond: …..yes…..

davepoobond: 😀

OdinForever: I like spock

OdinForever: lets go on a pilgramage to find spock

davepoobond: ok where do we start

OdinForever: …second door to the right

davepoobond: i dont have that many doors ok

OdinForever: first door then?

davepoobond: just my front door, back door

davepoobond: side door

davepoobond: ceiling door

davepoobond: ground door

davepoobond: barbecue door

davepoobond: and my dresser drawer door

OdinForever: dresser drawer then. Alice in Wonderland style

OdinForever: just drink the solution

OdinForever: and we’ll shrink

davepoobond: ok whee look i shrunk

OdinForever: told ya!

OdinForever: and now to find the Cheshire Cat

OdinForever: he always helped alice out

davepoobond: i hate that fag. i’m gonna kill him

OdinForever: well if he’s dead we cant find Spock now can we?!

OdinForever: now chill out

davepoobond: HES DEAD

OdinForever: dont make me use my valium pills on U

davepoobond: oh no

davepoobond: not htat

davepoobond: that

davepoobond: hat

davepoobond: hate

davepoobond: that

OdinForever: dont stop there!

OdinForever: is that the best you can do

davepoobond: kinda

davepoobond: i’m sorry

OdinForever: pitiful

davepoobond: yeah it was

OdinForever: do I know U by any chance

davepoobond: maybe

OdinForever: possibly maybe?

OdinForever: I didn’t think so

davepoobond: possibly sublety maybe

OdinForever: how very Bjork of you

davepoobond: yes aint it

OdinForever: so how are we doing with finding Spock?

davepoobond: y’know, you coulda just told me the next starwars convention

davepoobond: where it was and such

davepoobond: since your common interest is science fiction

OdinForever: its Star Trek buddy

davepoobond: i knew that

davepoobond: wait…i didnt

OdinForever: and I dont like Star Trek at all its gay

davepoobond: wasn’t spock that hairy guy

davepoobond: that was always like “haaaaarr”

OdinForever: umm I dont know but I know he has pointy ears

OdinForever: who uses “buddy find wizard” nowadays anyway?

davepoobond: i do

OdinForever: im sorry

davepoobond: :-[

OdinForever: thats very crazy of you, ya’know

OdinForever: using buddy find wizard

OdinForever: just dont ever do it again and I forgive you

OdinForever: dammit I need to smoke more weed

davepoobond: i can see i picked the wrong guy with “odin” in his screen name today

OdinForever: wut did U expect, a chat about Star Trek?

OdinForever: no thanks

OdinForever: odin is a god BTW

davepoobond: yeah kinda…

davepoobond: i know that

davepoobond: i played FF8

davepoobond: doy

OdinForever: I loved ff8

OdinForever: was he in 8?

OdinForever: I dont remember

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: he appeared randomly

OdinForever: oh thats right

davepoobond: and chopped the shit out of the enemies

OdinForever: and he slashed with his house

OdinForever: horse

OdinForever: yeah

OdinForever: 8 was probly my second favorite

OdinForever: next to 10

davepoobond: yeah

OdinForever: 9 was overrated

davepoobond: but it was still good

OdinForever: yeah it was

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The rest isn’t funny.

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#10571: davepoobond -> NeoRamsay

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davepoobond: Alec

NeoRamsay: hello?

davepoobond: hi

NeoRamsay: and who would you be?

davepoobond: dave

davepoobond: 423 Alabama Blvd, Los Angeles California

davepoobond: and you

NeoRamsay: tampa florida, and that’s the closest i’ll tell unless i have reason to otherwise, no offense

davepoobond: i told you my exact address man

davepoobond: wtf

davepoobond: you asked me who i was

davepoobond: and i told you everything that you wanted to know

davepoobond: and you only tell me your city

davepoobond: geez

davepoobond: now you’re probably gonna molest me

NeoRamsay: i asked who you were in referese to finding out if i knew you, you volunteered that info all on your own

davepoobond: HOW DID I KNOW THAT

NeoRamsay: i dunno, but i guess you assumed otherwise didnt you

davepoobond: yeah i guess so

NeoRamsay: i was just wondering if i should have known who i was talking to already or if this was someone new who got my SN off the net somewheres 😉

davepoobond: =-O

davepoobond: :'(

NeoRamsay: i do appologize if i started off wrong… its just usualy the random IMs i get nowadays are people off of the forums i frequent looking for me to send them something or another….

davepoobond: unh hunh..

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#10569: davepoobond -> POWder DJ

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davepoobond: pow

POWder DJ: NEVER

POWder DJ: yes? how can i help you

davepoobond: by dying

POWder DJ: oh please dont, i just died like 32 times this weekend

davepoobond: aw thats so sad

POWder DJ: at lease gimme a breeeeaakkk

davepoobond: ok one coffee break then

POWder DJ: yay

POWder DJ: depesche mode is god

davepoobond: yes they are

POWder DJ: whats up with you

davepoobond: nothin. u

POWder DJ: i just died like 32 times this weekend

POWder DJ: like i said

davepoobond: oh yeah….

POWder DJ: i was sick as fucking hell

POWder DJ: but

davepoobond: that’s pretty sad on a 4 day weekend

POWder DJ: one hour photo came out today

POWder DJ: and so did rules of attraction

POWder DJ: and um buying them

davepoobond: rules of attraction? was that any good

POWder DJ: um

POWder DJ: its my favorite movie ever

davepoobond: is that the one with nicolas cage or vanderbeek

POWder DJ: besides requiem for a dream

POWder DJ: vanderbeek

POWder DJ: not cage

davepoobond: they’re both so alike

davepoobond: stupid writers getting ideas off of each other

davepoobond: make up your own shit! that’s what i always say

davepoobond: well not really

POWder DJ: i make up my own shit

davepoobond: i usually flush mine though…

davepoobond: har har

POWder DJ: this is elmoisfurry right if im not mistaken

davepoobond: no..

POWder DJ: hm

POWder DJ: then youre one of his frienes

davepoobond: who is this

davepoobond: anyway

POWder DJ: Fajita Bum gave me this sn like 5 years ago

davepoobond: uhh….

davepoobond: didnt know that…

POWder DJ: you imd me so you tell me who you are

POWder DJ: haha

davepoobond: dave…

POWder DJ: a?

davepoobond: you were just on my buddy list

POWder DJ: that was my SECOND choice

POWder DJ: haha

davepoobond: i dont know how you got there anyway

POWder DJ: elmoisfurry ims me sometimes

POWder DJ: so i thought it might be him

POWder DJ: and hes friends with Fajita Bum

POWder DJ: so it kinda loopholes

POWder DJ: this is carl

davepoobond: i’m friends with Fajita Bum too

POWder DJ: i know

POWder DJ: so am i

davepoobond: oh ha…yeah

POWder DJ: you should see rules

POWder DJ: its really good

davepoobond: i’ll try to catch it on hbo or somethin

POWder DJ: have you seen requiem for a dream

POWder DJ: ah youre lame

davepoobond: no

POWder DJ: rent ti

davepoobond: but that costs money

POWder DJ: ah youre double-o lame-o

davepoobond: yeah well

davepoobond: i’m not exactly that exciting anyway

POWder DJ: rent em both

POWder DJ: its liek 6 buuuuucl

POWder DJ: buckkkkks

POWder DJ: u still get money off squackle?

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: 17 bucks so far

POWder DJ: there yah go

POWder DJ: hahahhaha

POWder DJ: well

POWder DJ: use some ofthat

POWder DJ: !

davepoobond: no, that’s just the money i like looking at

davepoobond: y’know, gotta have some of that

POWder DJ: ooh yes

POWder DJ: thats wonderful

POWder DJ: stuff there

davepoobond: i saw jay and silent bob yesterday wow

POWder DJ: ehh

POWder DJ: the first 4

davepoobond: strike back

POWder DJ: in the series were so much better

davepoobond: only that one.

davepoobond: i haven’t seen anything else with them though

POWder DJ: wow dude

davepoobond: eh what can i say? too much Joe Millionaire………..

POWder DJ: you need to invest your 17 dollars… and rent those and requiem
and rules

POWder DJ: HAHA JOE MILLIONARE IS SO LAME

POWder DJ: the only tv i ever watch

davepoobond: yeah it was pretty lame yesterday

POWder DJ: is comedy central

POWder DJ: and then

POWder DJ: the last episode

POWder DJ: of joe millionare

davepoobond: they were talkin about a stupid twist

davepoobond: there wasn’t any fuckin twist

davepoobond: they just gave them a million

POWder DJ: i know

POWder DJ: that would have been bad ass if

POWder DJ: brb

davepoobond: they made such a big deal out of it

davepoobond: k

POWder DJ: yeah

POWder DJ: back

POWder DJ: no if

davepoobond: k

POWder DJ: after she was like

POWder DJ: ill continue the journy

POWder DJ: the guy comes out

POWder DJ: the annoying short guy

POWder DJ: paul or whatever

POWder DJ: and hes like

davepoobond: stupid butler

POWder DJ: congradulations….. now you get to choose him or ill give
you a million dollars!

POWder DJ: she would take the million

POWder DJ: that would be funny

davepoobond: didnt he just give them the million bucks

davepoobond: i didnt see the whole thing, it was too stupid

POWder DJ: yeah they dud

POWder DJ: did

POWder DJ: but taht would be badass if theyt like fucked him over like
that

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: i knew it was gonna be Zora from the first episode

davepoobond: i was hoping she’d lose

davepoobond: cause her stupid town was “supporting her”

davepoobond: and she’s so nice

davepoobond: man it woulda been great to see her go down in flames

davepoobond: “i was thinking of selling my necklace so i can help my aunt
with cancer”

davepoobond: that’s such crap no one does that except her

POWder DJ: lmao

POWder DJ: i didnt see any of that

POWder DJ: i only saw the last episode

POWder DJ: but

POWder DJ: yeah shes lame

davepoobond: i saw that whole hour of them talking about those stupid girls

POWder DJ: bull shit

davepoobond: all those girls were so boring

POWder DJ: no shit

davepoobond: they were showing what they did in their spare time

POWder DJ: they just wanted the money

davepoobond: that stupid asian girl was a “hula hoop champion”

POWder DJ: LMAO

davepoobond: A FUCKIN HULA HOOP CHAMPION and she’s like “why didnt he pick
me? i definitely woulda stayed longer if he knew that i was a hula hoop champion”

davepoobond: “i woulda rocked his world”

POWder DJ: no way

POWder DJ: they prob chose like 50 dumbasses to say shit like that

POWder DJ: my god

davepoobond: and it was so ridiculous when they were talking about sara and
her fetish videos

davepoobond: instead of showing the real thing

POWder DJ: wha?

davepoobond: they showed “simulations”

davepoobond: of people being tied up

davepoobond: only showing their feet though

POWder DJ: hahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha

davepoobond: or their wrists

POWder DJ: hahahahhahahahhaa

davepoobond: and they were still shots

POWder DJ: silly FOX……..

davepoobond: i like FOX, but they’re just stupid sometimes

POWder DJ: lol i kno

davepoobond: especially with “fox box”

davepoobond: and “power rangers ninja storm”

POWder DJ: whats a fox box

davepoobond: the stupid name they call their kids thing in the morning

davepoobond: kids programming

POWder DJ: haha

davepoobond: its not as gay as “1 saturday morning” though

POWder DJ: haha

POWder DJ: i wouldnt even know

POWder DJ: i hate tv

POWder DJ: i like

POWder DJ: the chapelle show

POWder DJ: insomnia with dave attell

davepoobond: yeah i saw 1 episode of that, but its on too late for me

POWder DJ: and

POWder DJ: south park

POWder DJ: and the man show

POWder DJ: umm

POWder DJ: and snl

POWder DJ: and

POWder DJ: uhhhh

POWder DJ: thats about it

POWder DJ: i gtg shower tho later bro

davepoobond: k bye

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#10568: fartsinajar -> davepoobond

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fartsinajar: you are stupid

davepoobond: why

fartsinajar: because you are effeminate

davepoobond: i’m not a girl

fartsinajar: yes

fartsinajar: youare not

fartsinajar: but you are effeminate

fartsinajar: d

davepoobond: nor am i feminine

fartsinajar: haha

fartsinajar: oh forget it

davepoobond: k

fartsinajar: so

fartsinajar: pantera rocks

fartsinajar: in case you were wondering

davepoobond: yeah ok

fartsinajar: yeeeeeaaaaah

fartsinajar: hhhh

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#10567: davepoobond -> MrDruggedPolitic

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davepoobond: so

davepoobond: are you happy now?

davepoobond: how is it now

davepoobond: are yo happy nowwwww

MrDruggedPolitic: what are you talkin about?

davepoobond: what are YOU talkin about

MrDruggedPolitic: i’m not talkin about anything

davepoobond: nor was i

MrDruggedPolitic: what the hell was all that about then?

davepoobond: all what

MrDruggedPolitic: so

davepoobond: are you happy now?

davepoobond: how is it now

davepoobond: are yo happy nowwwww

davepoobond: ….

davepoobond: i dont know what you’re talkin about

davepoobond: i didnt do that

MrDruggedPolitic: ok, who is this anyway

davepoobond: guess

MrDruggedPolitic: alan?

davepoobond: yeah that’s me

MrDruggedPolitic: k

davepoobond: you got it

davepoobond: how are you doing pal

MrDruggedPolitic: are you keepin this screen name?

davepoobond: had you going for a while

davepoobond: yeah, i think so

MrDruggedPolitic: mque

MrDruggedPolitic: do you have “my guitar wants to kill your mama”?

davepoobond: no, what is that

MrDruggedPolitic: is by frank zappa

davepoobond: never heard of it

davepoobond: did you tell me something about it before

MrDruggedPolitic: it’s a pretty good song

MrDruggedPolitic: ya

davepoobond: silly me, har har, i forgot about it

davepoobond: so how’s it going, buddy

MrDruggedPolitic: fine

MrDruggedPolitic: how did la bumba go?

davepoobond: eh it wasn’t as great as i thought

MrDruggedPolitic: you actually found people to blast music to while makin’ out?

davepoobond: not really, this old hag came along and started saying she’d call the cops

davepoobond: so we had to “disease and disperse”

davepoobond: as she said

MrDruggedPolitic: lol

davepoobond: she slurred like a bitch

davepoobond: she really meant decease

davepoobond: but you got the idea

davepoobond: she was shaking her cane around

MrDruggedPolitic: old people are always making up figures of speech

MrDruggedPolitic: or whatever you call it

davepoobond: damn conservatives

davepoobond: you cant even get some without conservatives telling you its wrong

davepoobond: there should be “Generation Cleansing” every 20 years

MrDruggedPolitic: ya

davepoobond: oh well

MrDruggedPolitic: old people are there to spread their great wisdom and experience but all they do is complain

davepoobond: not until I’m president of the world will that happen

MrDruggedPolitic: and talk about their pills

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: “claritin is so good for me…i dont sneeze anymore”

davepoobond: “yeah, so is the Perploxcoxin, i lost that bad ache in my back”

davepoobond: “oh perploxcoxin…i take that too”

davepoobond: they have their own language it seems

davepoobond: stupid drug names

MrDruggedPolitic: ya

davepoobond: have you seen Minority Report

MrDruggedPolitic: no

davepoobond: that’s a great movie man

MrDruggedPolitic: i wanted to see it but i never got around to it

davepoobond: you should

davepoobond: so how’s your girlfriend

davepoobond: i forgot her name

MrDruggedPolitic: i don’t have one remember?

davepoobond: oh yeah, that’s why i dont know her name

davepoobond: silly me

MrDruggedPolitic: ya, this isn’t alan

davepoobond: yeah ok, you got me

davepoobond: i had you goin for a while though huh

MrDruggedPolitic: ya

davepoobond: how did i do

MrDruggedPolitic: verticoe

davepoobond: did i talk like he did

davepoobond: like about the old people

davepoobond: and junk

MrDruggedPolitic: no

davepoobond: was that all just junk to test me or something

MrDruggedPolitic: ya

davepoobond: i knew it

MrDruggedPolitic: ok, so what’s your point in this?

davepoobond: i dont know

davepoobond: i’m bored

MrDruggedPolitic: ya, good way to waist time

davepoobond: yeah especially since its a part of the body

MrDruggedPolitic: ?

davepoobond: “waist”

MrDruggedPolitic: k

MrDruggedPolitic: waste is that better

davepoobond: yeah it is

MrDruggedPolitic: i screwed that up on my damn english project too

davepoobond: too bad

davepoobond: english is important

MrDruggedPolitic: english is a dumb language

davepoobond: would you rather be speaking another language

MrDruggedPolitic: probably

davepoobond: you know how the public service announcements say knowledge is the anti-drug

davepoobond: people that know all about the drug still do the drug

MrDruggedPolitic: ya

davepoobond: so i dont think that knowledge is the anti-drug

davepoobond: force is the anti-drug. if you put a gun to the person’s head everytime they reached for a smoke, they’d stop

davepoobond: don’t you agree

MrDruggedPolitic: i think the government is gay spending tons of money on anti-drug forces when they could spend it on other more useful things

davepoobond: like military

MrDruggedPolitic: i say let people do drugs if they want to

davepoobond: yeah, it’ll get rid of them

davepoobond: then we won’t have the problem

MrDruggedPolitic: ya

davepoobond: they don’t see that though

MrDruggedPolitic: it’s the same thing that happened with alchohol

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#10566: davepoobond -> UkilledKenny

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davepoobond: 😀

UkilledKenny: hi

davepoobond: 😀

UkilledKenny: who dis?

davepoobond: 😀

UkilledKenny: who r u?

davepoobond: 😀

UkilledKenny: who is this and if u don’t tell me i’m gonna black u

UkilledKenny: *block

davepoobond: dont block me

UkilledKenny: then tell me who u r

davepoobond: dave

UkilledKenny: k

davepoobond: i live at 4562 Stocker Avenue, Los Angeles, Alabama

UkilledKenny: i didn’t really need to kno ur address

UkilledKenny: wut’s ur asl?

davepoobond: well isnt that what you wanted to know

UkilledKenny: asl plz

davepoobond: cause you’re asking me who i was

UkilledKenny: nvm

davepoobond: 17/m/alabama

UkilledKenny: o ok

UkilledKenny: 13 f texas

davepoobond: confederates forever

UkilledKenny: ok then

UkilledKenny: tell me about urself

davepoobond: uhh no

UkilledKenny: k

davepoobond: tell me about u

UkilledKenny: wut u wanna kno?

davepoobond: sexual preference

UkilledKenny: wut about it

davepoobond: what is it

UkilledKenny: wut do u mean?

davepoobond: how do you take it

davepoobond: preferably

UkilledKenny: i’ve never had it lol

davepoobond: well that’s a turn off

UkilledKenny: ok then

davepoobond: but if you did where would you take it

UkilledKenny: i’m not sure

davepoobond: up the ass, in the ear

davepoobond: through the belly button

UkilledKenny: i rather have it up my ass than my ear

UkilledKenny: lol

davepoobond: 😀

UkilledKenny: k

davepoobond: so

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#10565: davepoobond -> SatanaMcVixen18

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davepoobond: suck it up you ninny

SatanaMcVixen18: n who the hell r u?

davepoobond: 😀

SatanaMcVixen18: ur so damn funny

davepoobond: 😀

davepoobond: so bitch

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They warn me to 55% from 35%.

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davepoobond: you did not just do that

SatanaMcVixen18: i did

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I warn them to 5%.

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SatanaMcVixen18: n ill block u too

davepoobond: fine

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I warn him to 10%.

I get warned to 65%.

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davepoobond: HA