davepoobond: do you know where i can find spock
OdinForever: go downstairs and then the second door to the right
davepoobond: but that doesnt make sense
davepoobond: i dont have any doors
OdinForever: then take a left
OdinForever: then a left
OdinForever: and repeat the cycle
davepoobond: but then i’ll go left forever
OdinForever: pretty much
davepoobond: what would that accomplish
davepoobond: i wouldn’t find spock
davepoobond: i need an address
OdinForever: who is spock and who are you
davepoobond: YOU DONT KNOW WHO SPOCK IS
OdinForever: does he sell weed?!?
OdinForever: I like spock
OdinForever: lets go on a pilgramage to find spock
davepoobond: ok where do we start
OdinForever: …second door to the right
davepoobond: i dont have that many doors ok
OdinForever: first door then?
davepoobond: just my front door, back door
davepoobond: side door
davepoobond: ceiling door
davepoobond: ground door
davepoobond: barbecue door
davepoobond: and my dresser drawer door
OdinForever: dresser drawer then. Alice in Wonderland style
OdinForever: just drink the solution
OdinForever: and we’ll shrink
davepoobond: ok whee look i shrunk
OdinForever: told ya!
OdinForever: and now to find the Cheshire Cat
OdinForever: he always helped alice out
davepoobond: i hate that fag. i’m gonna kill him
OdinForever: well if he’s dead we cant find Spock now can we?!
OdinForever: now chill out
davepoobond: HES DEAD
OdinForever: dont make me use my valium pills on U
davepoobond: oh no
davepoobond: not htat
OdinForever: dont stop there!
OdinForever: is that the best you can do
davepoobond: i’m sorry
davepoobond: yeah it was
OdinForever: do I know U by any chance
OdinForever: possibly maybe?
OdinForever: I didn’t think so
davepoobond: possibly sublety maybe
OdinForever: how very Bjork of you
davepoobond: yes aint it
OdinForever: so how are we doing with finding Spock?
davepoobond: y’know, you coulda just told me the next starwars convention
davepoobond: where it was and such
davepoobond: since your common interest is science fiction
OdinForever: its Star Trek buddy
davepoobond: i knew that
davepoobond: wait…i didnt
OdinForever: and I dont like Star Trek at all its gay
davepoobond: wasn’t spock that hairy guy
davepoobond: that was always like “haaaaarr”
OdinForever: umm I dont know but I know he has pointy ears
OdinForever: who uses “buddy find wizard” nowadays anyway?
davepoobond: i do
OdinForever: im sorry
OdinForever: thats very crazy of you, ya’know
OdinForever: using buddy find wizard
OdinForever: just dont ever do it again and I forgive you
OdinForever: dammit I need to smoke more weed
davepoobond: i can see i picked the wrong guy with “odin” in his screen name today
OdinForever: wut did U expect, a chat about Star Trek?
OdinForever: no thanks
OdinForever: odin is a god BTW
davepoobond: yeah kinda…
davepoobond: i know that
davepoobond: i played FF8
OdinForever: I loved ff8
OdinForever: was he in 8?
OdinForever: I dont remember
davepoobond: he appeared randomly
OdinForever: oh thats right
davepoobond: and chopped the shit out of the enemies
OdinForever: and he slashed with his house
OdinForever: 8 was probly my second favorite
OdinForever: next to 10
OdinForever: 9 was overrated
davepoobond: but it was still good
OdinForever: yeah it was
The rest isn’t funny.