Q: What’s the best part about being a reindeer?
A: The frequent flyer miles.
Joke #13799
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stockings.
Stockings who?
Stockings’ll keep your feet warm!
Joke #13798
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule have fun during the holidays!
Joke #13797
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sleigh.
Sleigh who?
Sleigh another dragon, Sir Lancelot!
Joke #13796
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one home at my house.
Joke #13795
Q: What’s the best thing to give your parents for the holidays?
A: A list of everything you want!
Joke #13794
Q: Why did the silly boy think that every day was Christmas in Hollywood?
A: Because it’s called Tinsel Town.
Joke #13793
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: Santa Penguin.
Joke #13792
Q: What do you get a huge, hairy gorilla for Christmas?
A: Anything he wants!
Joke #13791
Q: What do you get when you cross a mummy with a gift?
A: A very tightly wrapped present.
Joke #13790
Q: Why do mummies like the holidays?
A: Because of all the wrapping.
Joke #13789
Q: Why did the silly Jewish boy insult his brother during Hanukkah?
A: He thought it was the Festival of Slights!
Joke #13788
Q: What’s worse than Rudolph with a cold?
A: Frosty the Snowman with a fever!
Joke #13787
Q: When is a sleigh not a sleigh?
A: When it’s turning into your driveway.
Joke #13786
Q: Why did the silly boy bring a pack of cards to the holiday party?
A: To deck the halls.