descono – n. a homeless shelter only for rich people
dobiualdad
dobiualdad – v. to explore unknown jungles by cutting down or destroying all of the trees
Ex. We will find the lost city by dobiualdadding the jungle.
dressma
dressma – n. a monkey using virtual reality goggles
advantagia
advantagia – n. an advantage that isn’t actually an advantage
Ex. That 7 inch dildo is an advantagia only if no one else brings an 8 inch knife.
raxdador
raxdador – n. the group of needless emails your boss sends out consistently everyday showing everyone what a good job people are doing when no one really cares to receive them. The e-mails only serve to clutter up your e-mail box and everyone else’s, leading you to suspect that the important e-mails that you are sending out are being pushed down a list and not being read because people don’t know how to fucking sort their e-mail and don’t read e-mail they get as a result of getting so many e-mails in the first place.
Ex. The daily raxdadors I keep getting from Paul are really weighing in on my mental health.
unron
unron – n. a video that was on a video service, such as a YouTube or Vimeo, that is no longer available anywhere on the Internet, and the only thing that seemingly exists of it anymore is the memory of it in your head
Ex. That dog food commercial we talked about 3 years ago is an unron now.
configuratio
configuratio – n. 24 packs of satisfying cigarettes
quelo
quelo – n. a commercial that is only slightly re-purposed using the same video and the same situation but changing something weird
Ex. This car commercial is a quelo of that milk commercial, all they did was replace that human with a goat!
agno
agno – n. an old-timey sexy movie with no audio that only features wet girls shaking their hair and smiling in the camera
molhino
molhino – n. a TV show that is available on-demand/streaming but only 90% of it is available and seemingly random episodes are unavailable on your primary service, so you have to watch the other episodes on some other streaming service if you can even find it
Ex. Quantum Leap is a molhino on Netflix. I have to watch 4 episodes from each season on Hulu.
sushigra
sushigra – v. to give a lecture about how Robin (from Batman) should be in Super Smash Brothers at Princeton University
eyoadmiro
eyoadmiro – n. to take a shower in candle wax
aro
aro – n. a sexy dinosaur
mimara
mimara – n. a web site dedicated to distributing “sexy Korean women” wallpaper for your computer’s desktop or house’s walls
cialba
cialba – n. a computer that can identify chipotle ranch sauce