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Suppose you want 2 boxes of sidewalk chalk…

February 4, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Suppose you want 2 boxes of sidewalk chalk. How long will it take to flush them down a toilet?

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Which costs more? A kite or a jump rope?

February 4, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Which costs more? A kite or a jump rope?

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I am one of two numbers. When you divide…

February 4, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

I am one of two numbers. When you divide by me you get the other # 8.

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She was really __ in public, but she was hated at home

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She was really __ in public, but she was hated at home

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The Squackle Quiz

Mei bought 2 packages of sticks…

February 4, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Mei bought 2 packages of sticks. There were 8 sticks in each package. How many sticks did she buy in all?

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Mr. Lee has 12 fish to put in 4 fish bowls…

February 4, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Mr. Lee has 12 fish to put in 4 fish bowls. Will he put 2 or 3 in each bowl? How do you know?

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Brenda has 20 cents. She has only nickels…

February 4, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Brenda has 20 cents. She has only nickels. How many nickels does she have? How do you know?

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Carlo’s car wash cleaned 1,478 cars…

February 4, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Carlo's car wash cleaned 1,478 cars in June and 2,056 in July. How many cars were washed in both months?

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I am a number. If you divide me by 8…

February 4, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

I am a number. If you divide me by 8, you get 1 as a quotient. What number am I?

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Diego hung 14 papers on the bulletin board…

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Diego hung 14 papers on the bulletin board. He put 2 papers in each row. How many rows of papers did he make?

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Name the 5 food groups

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Name the 5 food groups

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Stay Fuzzy? Save the world? Choices…

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Stay Fuzzy? Save the world? Choices...

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forve

February 4, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

forve – n. a hybridized kitchen utensil in which a knife and a fork have an illegitimate child, and you get a retarded fork called a forve.  A forve is a fork that has one longer blade on it and cuts your mouth every time you put it in there to eat something.

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Dictionary

spork

February 4, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

spork – n. a hybridized kitchen utensil, which is the combination of a spoon and fork combined.  It is essentially a spoon with teeth on the end.

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What is your favorite kitchenware?

February 4, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

What is your favorite kitchenware?

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