Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter (wait till) your father gets home!
Joke #18292
Q: What did the chef say to the hungry watch?
A: “How about seconds?”
Joke #18291
Q: What did the teaspoon say to the measuring cup?
A: “May I level with you?”
Joke #18290
MOM: “How about a dip with your crackers?”
TOM: “No, thanks, I don’t want to get crumbs in the pool.”
Joke #18289
Q: What do mice use to make sandwiches?
A: Shortbread.
Joke #18288
Sourpuss Phil fell off his boat and was immediately devoured by a shark.
“Tasty?” asked another shark.
“No,” replied the first, “it was a bitter Phil to swallow.”
Joke #18287
Q: Why did the bean help the old woman across the street?
A: He was hoping to join the Boy Sprouts.
Joke #18286
Q: What’s the difference between tuna fish and a piano tuner?
A: A piano tuner doesn’t go well on toast.
Joke #18285
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Quiche me, you fool!
Joke #18284
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Liver
Liver who?
Liver ’round here?
Joke #18283
Q: Why did Silly Sally attach a rocket to her hamburger?
A: She liked really fast food.
Joke #18282
Q: What’s a cannibal’s favorite snack?
A: Fri-toes.
Joke #18281
Q: What’s the best way to mail a pizza?
A: With food stamps.
Joke #18280
Q: What did the mummy movie director say after shooting the last take?
A: “That’s a wrap!”
Joke #18279
Q: What do ghosts like best about computers?
A: Spreadsheets.