Q: How is a locksmith like a typewriter?
A: They both have a lot of keys.
Joke #20938
Q: What did the guy say when he walked into the bar?
A: “Ouch.”
Joke #20937
Q: What has one hundred freckles?
A: A strawberry.
Joke #20936
Q: What do you call Robin Hood’s mother?
A: Mother Hood.
Joke #20935
Q: Why was the cat such a sourpuss?
A: Because he ate too many lemons.
Joke #20934
Q: What is the hottest day of the week?
A: Fri-day.
Joke #20933
Q: What is black and white and red?
A: A sunburned zebra.
Joke #20932
Q: Why did the clock break?
A: It was his time.
Joke #20931
Q: What has four legs and talks?
A: Two people.
Joke #20930
Q: What gets wet while it dries?
A: A towel
Joke #20929
Q: Why did the dalmation need glasses?
A: He was seeing spots.
Joke #20928
Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can’t tuna fish.
Joke #20927
Q: Where did the sick ship go?
A: To see a dock.
Joke #20926
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To get to the chicken.
Joke #20925
Q: Why did the ghost float across the road?
A: Because he couldn’t walk.