wife – n. a steady piece of ass
;} somebody that will cheat on you, lie to you, and steal from you
;} a person who can look in a dresser and find her husband’s pair of socks that weren’t there
wiegand
wiegand – v. to wrap your dick in barbed wire and screw someone in the ass
widex
widex – n. a magical spray-on formula that makes something wider
wid
wid – Ebonics. ebonics for “with”
wibble
wibble – v. to shake a tree violently while walking/driving past
whoru
whoru – v. to shave a dragon
whooai
whooai – n. a sound a monkey makes for an orgasm
whitthredge
whitthredge – n. a CD player made out of rubber
whitink
whitink – n. white ink
whitewilly
whitewilly – n. when you jerk off and take your sperm and put it in your moms shampoo bottle and then take the other half and put it on her pillow so when she sleeps your sperm is in her ear and hair. Wow you just jizzed on your mom.
white-out pen
white-out pen – n. a pen with white-out in it
whipple
whipple – adj. to have been an extra in a good movie
whimp
whimp – n. how a dumbass spells wimp
whilst
whilst – Ebonics. ebonics for “while”
whee-ner
whee-ner – n. a fun hot dog