“Being a single mom is hard. Or so I hear. I wouldn’t know, I don’t have kids.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Category Archives: Quotes
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
Quote #24108
I’m really good at
“Making different voices, like Pokemon or Nintendo characters. I once counted 119 Pokemon voices I could do, I’m not sure how much my voice has changed though!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24110
“My weakness are sweets, so if you wanna go on a Krispy Kreme run or grab a chic-fil-a oreo milkshake, I’m your girl! Haha just kidding…”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24109
“Supporter of the American Flag and Confederate Flag. I support our troops as well.
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Just to make this clear.. In my eyes the Confederate flag is the rebel flag. I am rebel all the way therefore I support it. Don’t message me saying a flag hurts you. It’s fabric. I don’t want to hear it.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24107
“I’ll never be mean first but if I’m f***ed over I’ll bring the **** out.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24074
“i have no desire for a half ass lover. i want someone to grab my neck and tell me i belong to them. i want to be wrapped around you on a Friday night in bed and have your lips be the last thing i taste before i go to sleep. i want you to bring me coffee in the morning and i want to rub your back at night. i want a love that can set my heart on fire and i want a lover who i can intoxicate with my madness.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24062
You should message me if
“1. U are asian and you like to smile!
2 You will not force me to believe in God….”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24061
“People say that female dentist are intimidating, but I enjoy what I am doing.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23937
Note: This person’s user name was “IThriveForBlood”
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“No, I do NOT thrive for blood. I don’t know why this is my username. I did not create it or choose it. I logged in one day and there it was. So don’t ask me if I am a vampire or any stupid crap like that. I wont answer you and will ignore you, because it will show that you did not read my profile.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23910
My self-summary
“I like to fuck guys”
I’m really good at
“Sex! What else?”
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
“Pornos, Enchiladas, I’m not a reader :(”
The six things I could never do without
“Sex, Lingere, Food, Men, Living, Breasts”
On a typical Friday night I am
“Watching pornos and eating chinese food. Also shopping w my girlfriends.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23881
“This is probably a bad idea since I am already dating someone. Sorry guys!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23856
“The cause of the explosion happened, because the president of the U.S. didn’t want to take the insults in anymore.”
– davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment
Quote #23855
“It was obvious that the oblivious child had jumped off the cliff.”
– davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment
Quote #23853
“‘Whether or not the weather will be sunny or not we will have rain,’ the weather reporter said.”
– davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment
Quote #23852
“The affect of the explosion caused the side effect of a nuclear winter.”
– davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment