Q: What’s the first thing boxers do when they get in a car?
A: Knuckle-up.
Category Archives: (C) Sports Jokes
Joke #17945
Q: What pet did the race car driver buy?
A: A lap dog.
Joke #17942
Q: What do athletic geniuses wear?
A: Think-tank tops.
Joke #17940
Q: What’s a frog’s favorite sport?
A: Fly fishing.
Joke #17938
Q: What do crocodiles drink before a big race?
A: Ali-Gatorade
Joke #17937
Q: What do championship golfers and playgrounds have in common?
A: A good swing.
Joke #17936
Q: What do doughnuts and good golfers have in common?
A: A hole in one.
Joke #17935
Q: What did the golfing caterpillar grow up to be?
A: A putter-fly.
Joke #17934
Q: How do nine golfers press their shirts?
A: With nine irons.
Joke #17931
Q: What did the swimming pool say to the springboard?
A: “You’re diving me crazy!”
Joke #17929
Q: What country did the python represent at the Olympics?
A: The United Snakes of America.
Joke #17928
Q: What would you get if you crossed an athlete with a pumpkin?
A: Jock-o’-lantern.
Joke #17927
Q: What felines have the most strikes against them?
A: Bowling alley cats.
Joke #17926
Q: What would you get if you crossed a ghost with a soccer ball?
A: Field ghouls.
Joke #17921
Q: What does a dentist on a hockey team specialize in?
A: Puck teeth.