Q: What is black, white, and red?
A: A baby panda with diaper rash.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #13355
Q: Which bug gobbles up trash?
A: The litter bug.
Joke #13353
Q: How do you spot a Dogwood tree?
A: By its bark.
Joke #13352
Q: Why did they bury the battery?
A: Because it was dead.
Joke #13350
Q: Why did the sock monster cross the road?
A: To stink up the whole town.
Joke #13349
Q: How do you get a free light bulb?
A: Catch a lightening bug.
Joke #13348
Q: Where do computers go on Saturday night?
A: To a Disc-O.
Joke #13347
Q: How do you keep a lion from charging?
A: Take away its credit cards.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: How do you stop a 200-pound hamster from charging?
A: Take away its credit cards!
Joke #13346
Q: Why did the strawberry cross the road?
A: Because his mother was in a jam.
Joke #13345
Q: What is a caterpillar afraid of?
A: A dogerpillar!
Joke #13344
Q: What has four legs and goes booo?
A: A cow with a cold.
Joke #13343
Q: What do you get when you cross Noah’s Ark and a bus?
A: Arctic.
Joke #13342
Q: When does a doctor get mad?
A: When he runs out of patients.
Joke #13341
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It overswept!
Joke #13340
Q: What is a “sound” sleeper?
A: Someone who snores.