Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
A: Dino-mite!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #23463
Q: Did you know that a man once flew off the top of the Empire State Building and lived?
A: He lived until he hit the ground!
Joke #23426
Q: Why did the bird go to the theater?
A: She wanted to wait in the wings.
Joke #23425
Q: Where should you put your TV?
A: In a remote area.
Joke #23417
Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between the s’s.
Joke #23416
Q: What were the two talkative computers doing?
A: They were having a disc-cussion.
Joke #23391
Q: What does a car wear when it’s cold?
A: A car-digan
Joke #22822
Q: Did you hear about the guy who got trampled at the zoo?
A: He got rhino-ver.
Joke #22783
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Get jalapeno business.
Joke #22726
Q: Why does aspirin work?
A: Because it’s white.
Joke #22724
Q: What do you call a blonde with a bucket on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
Joke #22723
Q: How many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the light bulb, the other to drive the pink Cadillac.
Joke #22722
Q: What do you say when your TV elevates during the middle of the night?
A: “Drop it n*gga!”
Joke #22721
Q: How do you kill a cracker’s sister?
A: Kill their mom.
Joke #22720
Q: What is the difference between a black person and a snow tire?
A: The tire doesn’t start to sing when you put chains on it.