Q: Why did the zombie lose the race?
A: He was dead last.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #17922
Q: What would you get if you crossed a race car with a bellboy?
A: Vrooom service.
Joke #17921
Q: What does a dentist on a hockey team specialize in?
A: Puck teeth.
Joke #17920
Q: Where do hockey players stay in New York?
A: Empire Skate Building
Joke #17919
Q: How were Adam and Eve kept from gambling?
A: Their pair of dice (paradise) was taken from them.
Joke #17917
Q: What ancient Egyptian beauty queen wore spiked running shoes?
A: Cleats-o-patra.
Joke #17916
Q: What would you get if you crossed running shoes with matches?
A: Reeboks that burn up the road.
Joke #17915
Q: What do you get when you cross track shoes with comedy?
A: A running joke.
Joke #17913
Q: What’s round, flat, and makes a terrible racket?
A: Tennis the Menace.
Joke #17912
Q: Who wears a hat with bells and makes John McEnroe laugh?
A: Tennis Court Jester
Joke #17911
Q: Why do boxing announcers make good storytellers?
A: They give blow-by-blow accounts.
Joke #17910
Q: What do you hear when you cross a fighter with a telephone?
A: A boxing ring.
Joke #17909
Q: What do you get when you cross a boxer with orange juice?
A: Fruit punch.
Joke #17908
Q: What did the football coach say when he learned his piggy bank was stolen?
A: “I want my quarter back!”
Joke #17907
Q: What did the football coach say when the giant dropped the ball?
A: “Fe-fi-fo-fumble!”