Q: What kind of sheets do ghosts wear at the North Pole?
A: Sheets of ice.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #18218
Q: What do ghosts play on rainy days?
A: Moan-opoly.
Joke #18217
Q: What ghostly painting hangs in the Louvre?
A: Moana Lisa.
Joke #18216
Q: What is the first thing you say when you enter a haunted house?
A: “Who ghost there?”
Joke #18215
Q: What did Wonder Woman say to Spider Man?
A: “Don’t bug me.”
Joke #18213
Q: What would you get if you crossed the Three Stooges with a snail?
A: Larry, Curly and Slo.
Joke #18212
Q: How do D.J. spiders entertain their listeners?
A: They spin records.
Joke #18211
Q: What kind of review did the critics give the fairy tale movie?
A: Two Thumbelinas up.
Joke #18210
Q: What kind of adventure films do vegetables enjoy?
A: Squashbucklers.
Joke #18209
Q: Who wears a mask and spreads grass seed wherever he goes?
A: The Lawn Ranger.
Joke #18208
Q: What would you get if you crossed a hairdresser with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
A: The Perminator.
Joke #18207
Q: What sci-fi flick tells about an eighteenth century composer who travels in a time machine?
A: “Bach to the Future.”
Joke #18206
Q: When was Mickey Mouse’s girlfriend born?
A: Minnie moons ago.
Joke #18205
Q: What would you get if you crossed Bambi with an Avon representative?
A: A deer-to-deer salesman.
Joke #18204
Q: What animated movie tells about a beautiful girl who falls in love with an ugly answering machine?
A: “Beauty and the Beep”