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Quote #21467

Posted on May 15, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

“monkeys dont eat seeds at noon.”

– nobby

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Joke #18209

Posted on February 19, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Who wears a mask and spreads grass seed wherever he goes?

A: The Lawn Ranger.

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Joke #18091

Posted on February 16, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Mr. Cummings went to see his doctor.

The physician couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw radishes growing out of Mr. Cummings’ mouth.

“Well, that’s unusual,” said the doctor.

“You’re not kidding!” replied Mr. Cummings.  “I swallowed pumpkin seeds.”

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Quote #15022

Posted on January 14, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“Not even a Minga Melon seed”

– The Pirates of Dark Water

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Quote #14938

Posted on January 12, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“Seeds of unhappiness, grow! unh!”

– from the TV

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Joke #11478

Posted on July 30, 2008 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Bruce: Do you know where I can buy some parrot seed?

Linda: Why?  You don’t own a parrot.

Bruce: I know, but I want to grow one!

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SeeD

Posted on August 29, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

SeeD – n. a mercenary force that spreads the joy and love of flowers all over, and to plant them

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