Q: What did the shoulder say to the arm?
A: How are you hanging?
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #24734
Q: What is the definition of a farmer?
A: Someone who is outstanding in his field.
Joke #24733
Q: What has hands but cannot clap?
A: A clock.
Joke #24732
Q: Why did the skunk cross the road?
A: To get to de odor side.
Joke #24731
Q: When is a boxer like an astronomer?
A: When he sees stars.
Joke #24730
Q: How does a farmer mend his plants?
A: With a cabbage patch.
Joke #24729
Q: Where does an alien get its milk?
A: From the Milky Way.
Joke #24708
Q: If 40 bisexual blondes get into a bed who comes out first?
A: The blonde whip they were using.
Joke #24695
Q: Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?
A: At parking meteors.
Joke #24694
Q: How do small children travel?
A: In mini vans
Joke #24693
Q: What has 47 teeth and holds a monster?
A: My pants’ zipper.
Joke #24687
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: “Leaf” me alone!
Joke #24686
Q: Where does Scrooge go to in New York City?
A: The Grumpire State Building
Joke #24685
Q: How do trees get on the internet?
A: They log on.
Joke #24684
Q: Where do you find prehistoric cows?
A: In a mooseum.