Q: How do D.J. spiders entertain their listeners?
A: They spin records.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #18211
Q: What kind of review did the critics give the fairy tale movie?
A: Two Thumbelinas up.
Joke #18210
Q: What kind of adventure films do vegetables enjoy?
A: Squashbucklers.
Joke #18209
Q: Who wears a mask and spreads grass seed wherever he goes?
A: The Lawn Ranger.
Joke #18208
Q: What would you get if you crossed a hairdresser with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
A: The Perminator.
Joke #18207
Q: What sci-fi flick tells about an eighteenth century composer who travels in a time machine?
A: “Bach to the Future.”
Joke #18206
Q: When was Mickey Mouse’s girlfriend born?
A: Minnie moons ago.
Joke #18205
Q: What would you get if you crossed Bambi with an Avon representative?
A: A deer-to-deer salesman.
Joke #18204
Q: What animated movie tells about a beautiful girl who falls in love with an ugly answering machine?
A: “Beauty and the Beep”
Joke #18203
Q: What’s a termite’s favorite movie star?
A: Woody Allen.
Joke #18202
Q: What was Scrooge’s favorite insect?
A: The humbug.
Joke #18201
Q: What would you get if you crossed fuzzy-haired creatures with cookie dough?
A: Troll House Cookies.
Joke #18200
Q: What would you get if you crossed a “Star Wars” movie with tomato sauce?
A: Jabba the Pizza Hut.
Joke #18199
Q: What do you get when you cross a reverend with a talking horse?
A: Minister Ed.
Joke #18198
Q: What would you get if you crossed Donatello with a farm animal?
A: A teenage Moo-tant Turtle.