Q: Why did Captain Hook go to the thrift shop?
A: He wanted to find a second-hand bargain.
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Joke #18256
Q: What did the crocodile say to Captain Hook?
A: He wanted to find a second-hand bargain.
Joke #18255
Q: Why did the superstitious sea captain refuse a cargo of duck feathers?
A: He didn’t want his ship to go down.
Joke #18254
Q: Why did Godzilla swallow the freighter loaded with cocoa beans?
A: He loved chocolate ships (chips).
Joke #18253
Q: Why did Godzilla wait till the end of the movie to eat the coin factory?
A: He thought it was an after-dinner mint.
Joke #18252
Q: What’s big and terrible and trips a lot?
A: Clodzilla.
Joke #18251
BABY MONSTER: “Can I have a mummy for Christmas?”
MOTHER MONSTER: “Yes, but you’ll have to wrap it yourself.”
Joke #18250
Q: What would you get if you crossed a nuclear scientist with a creepy clan?
A: The Atoms Family.
Joke #18249
Q: What is a white horse with a long pointed vegetable protruding from its forehead?
A: Unicorn on the cob.
Joke #18248
Q: What lives beneath the waters of a Scottish lake and always leaves its room dirty?
A: The Loch Mess Monster.
Joke #18247
Q: What’s tall, hairy, lives in the Himalayas and does three hundred situps a day?
A: The Abdominal Snowman.
Joke #18246
Q: What’s seven feet tall, wallows in mud, and has a huge snout?
A: Pig Foot.
Joke #18245
Q: What do zombies put on their mashed potatoes?
A: Grave-y.
Joke #18244
Q: What would you get if you crossed a St. Bernard with a zombie?
A: A dog that buries itself.
Joke #18243
Q: What do zombie magicians say when they do a trick?
A: “Abra-cadaver.”