Q: What did snobby Neanderthals eat?
A: Cave-iar.
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Joke #18301
Q: What did the cavemen eat for lunch?
A: Club sandwiches.
Joke #18300
Q: What savage warrior ate his way through most of central Europe?
A: Attila the Ton.
Joke #18299
Q: What dessert can you eat in the ocean?
A: Sponge cake.
Joke #18298
Q: What do gamblers eat for dessert?
A: Dice pudding.
Joke #18297
On a hot day a thirsty man rushed into a restaurant, drank the largest glass of water he could find, and then sat down at a table.
“Would you like to see a menu?” asked the waitress.
“I’d like another glass of water like the one you had out front,” replied the still thirsty man.
“Hey, Harry!” the waitress shouted. “I found the idiot who drank our aquarium!”
Joke #18296
Q: What’s orange jumps out of airplanes?
A: Carrot-troopers.
Joke #18295
Q: What would you get if you crossed Noah’s ark with a vegetable?
A: Zoo-chini.
Joke #18294
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Lemon Meringue.
Lemon Meringue who?
Lemon Meringue the bell, but nobody answered.
Joke #18293
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter (wait till) your father gets home!
Joke #18292
Q: What did the chef say to the hungry watch?
A: “How about seconds?”
Joke #18291
Q: What did the teaspoon say to the measuring cup?
A: “May I level with you?”
Joke #18290
MOM: “How about a dip with your crackers?”
TOM: “No, thanks, I don’t want to get crumbs in the pool.”
Joke #18289
Q: What do mice use to make sandwiches?
A: Shortbread.
Joke #18288
Sourpuss Phil fell off his boat and was immediately devoured by a shark.
“Tasty?” asked another shark.
“No,” replied the first, “it was a bitter Phil to swallow.”