Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bitch
Bitch who?
Bitch ima beat yo ass!
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #24708
Q: If 40 bisexual blondes get into a bed who comes out first?
A: The blonde whip they were using.
Joke #24695
Q: Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?
A: At parking meteors.
Joke #24694
Q: How do small children travel?
A: In mini vans
Joke #24693
Q: What has 47 teeth and holds a monster?
A: My pants’ zipper.
Joke #24691
A blonde gets a ice fishing pole for Christmas, so she goes out to try it. She drills the hole and puts the line in and waits.
Someone says that there’s no fish there. So she moves and does the same thing, with the same answer, after many tries the blonde finally looks around and finds a man looking very frustrated watching her.
She asks “How do you know that there are no fish here?”
“Because,” the man says, “this is a Hockey rink and second you’re going to have to pay for those holes.”
Joke #24689
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ten…
Ten who?
Tennis
Joke #24688
A blonde was walking along a river and a woman yells at her from the far bank.
“Hey,” she says, “how do you get to the other side?”
The blonde on this side thinks for a minute and then replies,
“Silly, you already ARE on the other side!”
Joke #24687
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: “Leaf” me alone!
Joke #24686
Q: Where does Scrooge go to in New York City?
A: The Grumpire State Building
Joke #24685
Q: How do trees get on the internet?
A: They log on.
Joke #24684
Q: Where do you find prehistoric cows?
A: In a mooseum.
Joke #24683
Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.
Joke #24682
Q: What did the red fish say to the sad navy fish?
A: “You’re blue.”
Joke #24681
Q: What did the rock eat on his birthday?
A: Marble cake.