Q: Why did the Martian make a mistake when he tried on a shoe?
A: Because he put his foot in it.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #11721
Q: What’s the difference between a hungry man and an alien?
A: One eats to live and the other lives to eat.
Joke #11720
Q: Why did the space creature run to Canada?
A: Because that’s the only place Toronto.
Joke #11719
Q: How do you stop a space creature from smelling?
A: Cut off his nose.
Joke #11718
Q: What did the beaver say to the space creature?
A: It’s been nice gnawing you!
Joke #11717
Q: Why did the Martian feed the cow money?
A: He thought it would make the milk rich.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
A: He wanted rich milk.
Joke #11716
Q: Why did the Martian put a picture of the gas pump in his watch?
A: Because he thought she would learn to love him in time.
Joke #11715
Q: What pet is found in most flying saucers?
A: A car-pet.
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Another variation of this joke:
Q: What pet is found in most cars?
A: A car-pet.
Joke #11714
Q: What did the Martian say when the cat got run over by a steam roller?
A: Nothing. He just stood there with a long puss.
Joke #11713
Q: What has two arms, four legs and eats light bulbs?
A: A space creature, because he’s a light eater.
Joke #11712
Q: Why can’t you whisper in a flying saucer?
A: It’s not aloud.
Joke #11711
Q: What do you know when you see three space creatures walking down the street wearing blue sweatshirts?
A: They’re all on the same team.
Joke #11710
Q: What time was it when the flying saucer landed on the fence?
A: Time to get a new fence.
Joke #11709
Q: What man do astronauts always take their helmets off to?
A: Their barbers.
Joke #11708
Q: What keeps the moon from falling through space?
A: The beams, silly!